turd knocker

An undesirable person who is outside the mainstream, especially in the general area of social competency. You wouldn't want to go camping with a turd knocker, and you certainly wouldn't want him nailing your sister.

Although our dear president is clearly a turd knocker, Hugo Chavez ought not to call him names because our president is OUR turd knocker.

by hoze-a November 11, 2006

Cock Knocker

N: One who randomly strikes people in the testicles. Often on a daily or hourly basis.

Billy is a cock knocker. He hit me in the balls everyday this week.

by Alex December 5, 2003

Fudge Knockers

Double Fuck

Fudge Knockers! My car just broke down and my brother is getting sent to prison life sucks.

by JENKINS MALLOY February 9, 2009

twat knockers

1. To describe two consenting women involved in the bumping of uglies. 2. Agressive vagina on vagina sex (twat knocking). 3. Slapping or smacking the vagina (twat knock).

"Damn... Those twat knockers look pretty bruised up."

"My tongue needs a rest. How about a twat knock?"

by yukoncornelius April 9, 2003

hob-knocker

when a guy hits you in the face with his penis.

the hob-knocker hit her face so hard she nearly passed out.

by jamie love pie! February 8, 2009

hog knocker

slang term for an animal rapist

that guy in building G is a real hog knocker

by HoLiSsY June 1, 2009

skank knocker

when you do 2 skanks at once then piss on them and don't let them shower
then the next day they smell like skunks

yo i pulled a huge well planed skank knocker last night

DUDE THATS HUGE NICELY DONE

by tttrucker4 May 31, 2005