Jew

See: Thumper (character in Bambii to understand)

Thumper is such a jew!

by E Dison February 8, 2008

Jew

Person of the faith of Judaism. They belive that they are the chosen people of god and all others, or non jews are gentiles and are put on the earth to serve people of the jewish faith/jewish blood. Are often stereotyped for being rich.

That jew who runs the pawn shop on the corner just screwed me over.

by fr8train July 30, 2008

non-jew-jew

A person of jewish faith, but not of jewish ethnicity.

Dude he looks like a jew.
He's not though.
What do you mean? I heard he was.
He practices judaism, but he doesn't have jewish blood. So he's like a non-jew-jew. Haha.
Whatever dude, he's still a jew.

by Spunk Ransomm March 27, 2009

jewing

Pretending to be Jewish. Basically being an asshole, wearing those goofy glasses with the fake nose and mustache, and having a big nose.

Josh - "Let's go Jewing today!"
Hammy- "Are you high? I don't want to be a Jew."

"Tom was Jewing last night. This always happens when he is drunk"

by !@#$me July 5, 2009

jewing

1. To carry a vast amount of money at one time.

Johnny was jewing today; he had 300 dollars in his wallet.

by A_Heitert March 9, 2008

Jew-on

Similar to a hard-on, but only used when the subject is Jewish. Never use when an unwilling zebra is near unless you want to be raped.

"Hello Mr. Finklestein, how are you toda-oh my god he's got a Jew-on."

by Mr.Finklestein October 5, 2011

jewing

Just like the word doing but with a jewish twist.

"What are you jewing with your money" said the man.

by Unknown Author or Account Name May 2, 2007