JFK

A very funny man from Clone High, normally wanting to hit on someone or be on the sports team.

JFK Quotes:
“Your wet.”
“I WAS IN A COFFIN WITH A DEAD GUY”
“MY ABS ARE SO FIRM YOU CAN GRATE CHEESE ON ‘EM”
“Nacho?”

by PrinzMarbll October 1, 2020

jfk

an abbreviation for "just fucking kidding"

Marc: Hey Stubby, have you lost weight?
Stubby: RAAAAAAGE!!! Omg, I have weighed the same for 2 years you jerk!
Marc: Chillax, I was jfk

by SterlsSwagger August 20, 2011

JFK

It means " just Freaking Kidding"

oh my god your mom died last night in a car accident!!!! ha just JFK bitch

by woody woodrow 1218 May 10, 2017

JFK the grimmy guard

Noun: A hospital guard who used to pronounce (usually grave) dying patients of either being rushed to ER or confined.
Noun: A one-sided, ruled by fascist superiors, kind of motherfucking individuals.

1. "That JFK the grimmy guard killed my granny!"
2. "Damn! How the hell he's alive, maybe JFK the grimmy guard forgot to look upon him."
3. "Valderrama? That clown, motherfuckin' looking face, is the real JFK the grimmy guard."

by Bozo D. Clown August 31, 2017

JFK

Improvised target run

JFK

by Gbad/loving it January 3, 2020

The JFK

The act of busting on your significant other’s face when in the back seat of your car. Usually followed by a salute.

Roommate 1: Dude can I have the room tonight? This chick wants to spend the night.
Roommate 2: Bro just JFK her in the back of your car.

Friend 1: Hey man I heard you were banned from uber. What happened?
Friend 2: I hit Becca with The JFK on the way back from Lollapalooza.

by TheHotDogStore April 26, 2020

JFK

Messy head in the backseat of your lincoln

That chick gave a bomb JFK

by SkinnySteve February 5, 2023