Is Gumby green? Is Pokey pink?

What you say when someone asks you something with a really obvious answer.

Campos: "Those mozzarella sticks are callin my name. Should we cruise past Jack in the Box on the way home??"

Campos Jr. "Is Gumby green? Is Pokey pink?"

by campos laney jones March 19, 2009

A+ double star Gumby stamp comment

A grade reserved for the most intelligent of individuals

kitten waffle: "Hoooorrrrraaaaaahhhhhhsssszz, i got a A+ double star Gumby stamp comment."

by Mr. Thorne, but not rly January 16, 2010

If you've got a heart, then Gumby's a part of you

If he's in your heart, then he'll be a part of you. If you have a heart, then Gumby's the pal for you.

What do they mean by "If you've got a heart, then Gumby's a part of you"?

by anonymous April 21, 2021

gumbie pumping

gumbie pumping is the loose term given to summarize the notion of catfishing a rich man to then take his profits and expend them at a strip club for personal pleasure with the lads.

"Hey want to go gumbie pumping?", "Yes, what is your bank account?"

by Frederdick July 7, 2018

Gumby

the gummy claymation character was a bit dense and slow talking... Scratching his head in bewilderment... Making single syllable noises "doh" and being awkward.

Get your shit together, stop being such a Gumby.

by WilmerFINGERDO January 7, 2016

Gumby

Someone who is tall but has a terrible body shape.

Jim, you're 6'11" and you weigh ninety pounds. Gumby has a better body than you.

by Big_THiccy July 28, 2019

gumby

Word used to describe home schooled kids. Nerdy and awkward but not exactly.

Heather is was homeschooled, she is nerdy. No she is gumby.

by WTFwasthat November 5, 2010