Skip to main content

The orville red n' cocker

When you and someone special are at a movie, discretely cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bag, and proceed to string your erect penis through the hole. When she/he reaches for the popcorn they will get more than a handful, hopefully. From there the obligation is implied and butter is the lube.
Dan was a lonely schmuck, but got a date with Nicole anyway, at the movie he used The Orville red n' cocker, reliable yet ballsy , making the large worth the seven dollars.
by Kevin Getzewich March 9, 2008
mugGet the The orville red n' cocker mug.

uncocky cocker

Someone who, in class, always raises their hand to answer a question and thinks they are 100% right, but it then turns out that they are 100% wrong and the teacher says "kinda" or something other than no to make them think they're right so the cycle repeats.
Teacher: So does anyone know how exactly this formula works?

Uncocky Cocker: Yes! So this number is like the same as the other so they are like linked and it works like that!

Teacher: Almost!
by LeAlex January 26, 2014
mugGet the uncocky cocker mug.

Cocker

When your still a small child and don’t want to lose all your innocence and don’t want to say cock so you say cocker
I looked out the window and I say that the bird had a huge cocker
by Sister cam November 10, 2018
mugGet the Cocker mug.

Shit Cocker

Someone who is a fucking shit-cocker.
God-damn you fucking shit cocker!
by pussymonger69 June 13, 2018
mugGet the Shit Cocker mug.

Cocker

1. noun, a synonym of friend or mate. Usually used in the North of England (Yorkshire), among other places.

2. noun, an insult, similar to arse hole or dick head. May be used in a homophobic manner. Seemingly used in North America and other English-speaking countries.
1. 'Eyup, cocker! You off down t' pub?'

2. 'That Jeremy guy, he's a right cocker - I heard he sucked off two guys at a gay bar the other night...'
by TheYorkshireTerrance December 19, 2019
mugGet the Cocker mug.

Queef-Cocker

When someone queefs on you so you slap them in the mouth with your dick repeatedly.
She queef-cocker’d me last night
by PoisedPilot May 17, 2018
mugGet the Queef-Cocker mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email