The orville red n' cocker

When you and someone special are at a movie, discretely cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bag, and proceed to string your erect penis through the hole. When she/he reaches for the popcorn they will get more than a handful, hopefully. From there the obligation is implied and butter is the lube.
Dan was a lonely schmuck, but got a date with Nicole anyway, at the movie he used The Orville red n' cocker, reliable yet ballsy , making the large worth the seven dollars.
by Kevin Getzewich March 09, 2008
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Purple cocker spaniel

When you have anal sex with your partner and prolapse their anus, the. Proceed to put their prolapse between two hotdog buns… man what a Tuesday.
So I was fucking Jake Paul in the butt and prolapsed his anus. So I thought this was the most opportune time to give him a purple cocker spaniel.
by The_Magic_Turtle August 08, 2021
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cockered

(adjective)
1. The expression of being concerned over your or another guy's genitals.
2. Flabbergasted but with the circumstance of being a guy or just having a cock.
1. I'm cockered, I think I have erectile dysfunction.
2. I'm cockered about the latest news today.
by antibodydeficiency April 18, 2024
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Cockered

Sir what happened?

I GOT A NEEDLE IN MY EYE

I see you got a cockered
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Cocker

When your still a small child and don’t want to lose all your innocence and don’t want to say cock so you say cocker
I looked out the window and I say that the bird had a huge cocker
by Sister cam November 10, 2018
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Cocker

Cocker a doodle doo.
Honey, let’s eat some cockers!
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Cockers

some horny ass fuck who either gay or some OF girl
"hey im tired of these fucking porn bots on twitter! (X)"

"Oh cockers! Wanna fuck?"
by Loominaty January 26, 2024
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