Chestnut Log

A douchebag's hard turd. Chestnut - a term used in lieu of "douchebag". Log - term used for very hard, large turds often due to constipation.

Chestnut Logs are often seen where Bears have once roamed.

by anonymous July 26, 2023

Chestnut

When a guy cums on a girls tits or the chest area

“What did you and Jason do last night?”
“We got real wild he gave me a chestnut”

by Krypt1c 😪 February 26, 2021

Party chestnut

Someone who sits alone at a party and just brings the vibe down

Fuck that guy he’s being such a party chestnut

by Choppy Tom May 28, 2021

Chestnut Pit-Maneuver

The action of nutting on your girl’s chest, followed immediately by a suplex.

“The Chestnut Pit-Maneuver really spiced things up for us in the bedroom”

“The Chestnut Pit-Maneuver is very smart, but also very dangerous”

by FreakHouseL June 12, 2025

english chestnut

Exploding your love juice all over an english persons chest after from the 69 position.

we swiched it up in the bedroom lastnight, managed to pull off an english chestnut before passing out.

by filthy_minded April 7, 2017

Frosty chestnut

When a guy unloads on a male or female chest in front of an open fire.

Last Christmas Eve, I gave my wife a giant frosty chestnut at the Airbnb cabin!

by HarryPaws December 27, 2020

moist chestnut

The art of catching semen on the chest area while showering

I called bae over for a moist chestnut before work

by Don Juan Cheadle December 9, 2017