An unexpected santorum. So named for the headline on Rick Santorum's website after his second-place win in the 2012 Iowa primaries.
"If I knew there was going to be an Iowa Surprise, I would have brought a towel."
"Legalizing gay marriage was a real Iowa Surprise!"
"Legalizing gay marriage was a real Iowa Surprise!"
by Araneus Cavaticus January 04, 2012
When you are attending a Baltimore sporting event and an attractive woman sitting in the row behind you reaches into your trousers and gives you a handy
Man I went to the game last night and the orioles got their ass kicked , but the nice woman seated behind me gave me reached between my seat and gave me “the Baltimore surprise”
by Dugout6856 January 29, 2019
a brightly colored and unexpected artwork similar to what children in grade school experience when they color a piece of paper, then color over it with solid black crayon. When the black crayon is scraped off, there is a colorful surprise.
I like my women to have tats on their cleavage. That way, you get a colorful surprise when you squeegee-off the Cleveland Steamer.
by EMaceator April 21, 2010
by Bill & Aimee March 19, 2008
Dave's a right Magoo, he went to shag Jenny last night but ended up with his dick up her arse. Mind you I think Jenny enjoyed the Snooker Surprise.
by The Course Man November 15, 2013
"Last night was so romantic. He lit candles and spread rose petals on the bed. Then he gave me a Pavel Surprise."
by Mark Middleton March 31, 2009
When you are nailing your girl in the ass, pull out and spit on her back/ass (making her think you finished). Then when she turns around, blast her in the face with your actual load, completely surprising her like a fireman with his hose.
David: "dude, jenna was being a bitch lately so i surprise fireman'ed her last night."
kyle: "nice, that oughta do the trick!"
kyle: "nice, that oughta do the trick!"
by Stcsucks08 November 06, 2011