Zoo Shot

When a fucked up college student inverts a solo cup filling the circular indentation at the base of the cup with hard alcohol and subsequently snorts the contents into their nasal cavity resulting in rapid intoxication.

Ellen: Hey wanna rip some zoo shots?

Meagan: Sure. My nose is a little stuffy.

Everyone else: Dear God.

by BUBiddie September 29, 2011

Brooklyn Zoo

Album of Ol' Dirty Bastard a short time before his death. Also used as a term of endearment/rememberance/love towards him.

Example:
R.I.P. Dirt
Brooklyn Zoo Forever

by Alan Harris January 20, 2006

zoo keeper

The person who runs a zoo house. This person is responsible for supplying the animals of the zoo house. The zoo keeper, will usually sell crack cocaine, and provide a place to smoke it.

They call me the zoo keeper. All the animals, predators, and prowlers; what ever you call em; I tame em. What ever you do in your life; don't fool around with crack, cause you will see the zoo keeper.

by Pental February 5, 2008

reptile zoo

A common hallucination while in the depths of an acid trip. A place inhabited by often hostile reptiles of various sizes an colors who are not to be reasoned with.

Mr. Thompson (Trippin off Acid) - We were right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo and someone was giving booze to these damn animals.

by The Dr is in October 12, 2008

Zoo Cougar

An older woman unfamiliar with the ways of a wild cougar. She settled for men her own age even if they aren’t in her same league.

A hunter must be bolder around a Zoo Cougar since they are tamer and might not even recognize a younger man as prey at first.

by Training Cougar Hunter July 29, 2009

Zoo Driftin'

A fictional event used in a lie to avoid another potential event.

Chick1: Do you want to study hardcore tonight?
Chick2: Awwww, I can't. I'm going Zoo Driftin'. Yeah...the crew and I are going drifting at the zoo.

by BenchMax345 February 29, 2008

zoo dirt

anything that smells like booty dust.

Roids expelled some mean zoo dirt after eating at the mexican restaurant in Dallas.

by Lou Epstein December 3, 2006