Temporal Penis

A penis that exists and enters the space-time continuum at set intervals. Viewed as a god by certain cults, who often give it blood sacrifices on the spot during its arrival.

Sandy was worried she would be a virgin forever, but a temporal penis appeared in her room.

by Lover of Cavemen February 22, 2022

culturo-temporal

culture in relation to time.

if everyone followed the norm there would be a culturo-temporal deadlock

by Alexander D'Arata-Newby August 29, 2003

Temporarily Permanent

When something is meant to be there for a temporarily purpose, but is kept there for a very long time.

Guy: That tarp has been there for ages!
Girl: yeah, it was suppose to be a temporarily wall to separate the art room from the drama room.
Guy: wow, but that was like a year ago!
Girl: yeah, well i guess you can say its Temporarily Permanent

by Deutch girl :) April 27, 2009

temporalfluxin'

1. the act of wearing an aluminum helmet to keep the gamma rays the government bombards us with from penetrating one's braing while simultaneously accepting fellatio from a sheep or a toilet gnome, whichever is in closer proximity

When the police scanner started buzzing in the high FM frequency, I started temporalfluxin' immediately. IMMEDIATELY.

by Blinker April 7, 2003

temporal locomotive anarchism

A political doctrine expressing the present and temporary disdain for the crazy motives of politicians and the populace in general, stemming from the words temporal ("pertaining to the present time"), locomotive (loco, "crazy" + motive, "personal incentive"), and anarchism ("doctrine urging the abolition of government").

I believe in temporal locomotive anarchism. I don't hate politics, I just hate the way they are now.

by Lobbying for Tomorrow May 8, 2010

Temporal displacement

What happens when a Delorean with a Flux Capacitor hits 88mph.

Doc Brown: The temporal displacement happened exactly at 1:21 and zero seconds!

by Operation Health 2.0 May 25, 2016

Temporal Leakage

1: When a piece of information, whether it be a fact, an idea, or even the knowledge of something's mere existence, slowly gets collectively forgotten about by everyone for no discernable reason. Aka, when some information figuratively leaks out of everyone's brains over time (temporal can refer to both the brain e.g. "temporal lobe", or to time e.g. "temporal anomaly").

2: When someone's brain (mainly the temporal lobe) literally disintegrates and leaks out of their head through their ears (where the temporal lobe is closest to).

Definition 1:
Timothy: Why does everyone keep forgetting I'm part of THE Edwards family? My last name is LITERALLY Edwards!
William: They can't help it. For some reason that piece of information is affected by Temporal Leakage.

Definition 2:
Timothy: WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO HIM!?! WHAT'S LEAKING OUT OF HIS EARS!?!
Elizabeth: I think that's his BRAIN!?! *vomits*
Timothy: Is THIS what they mean by Temporal Leakage!?!?!

by 314rft April 26, 2023