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teets

1. When you're too gutless to do something. Like being chicken. The phrase "Do it or you're teets." is commonly used to pressure someone into doing something. It's like a double dare only stronger, because the person unquestionably has to do it, obviously, or they're teets.
2. When you're a lightweight drinker and can't handle your alcohol.
"Play us a song on the guitar!"
"No."
"Do it you're teets."
"Guess I have to then."

"She was vomiting after three."
"Teets."
by Gisborne January 20, 2011
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tweeds

k2, fake pot, herbal incense, spice, or any other synthetic marijuana.
hey man lets head up to the smoke shop and get some tweeds.
by dj rustynail October 22, 2011
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Plays off the front tees

To be homosexual - ie "putts from the rough" is "a little light in the loafers"
Did you see Chris strutting around in his pink FCUK shirt? I think he plays off the front tees.
by Safetyboy February 15, 2006
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Dita Von Teese

The hottest and sexiest porn star ever, also Marilyn Manson's girlfriend.
Look! Dita is in the cover of the December 2002 issue of Playboy.
by Jackie November 17, 2003
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Teesh

A Shetland Dialect Word for Faeces or something Unclean also Derogatively
I'm Going to the Toilet To have a Teesh

My Car Is a Pile of Teesh

Don't Touch that its Teesh!

You're a Teesh!
by BurraTrow89 July 18, 2016
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teebs

An IM term meaning To be honest. Often used in a sarcastic manner.
You gay?
No, but most people think I am teebs.
by Rivostevo May 20, 2008
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Teesdale

A crazy fool that falls "asleep" at random intervals, and has a sudden urge to kill Ben while in his "sleep" . Either by strangling, kicking in the balls, or pushing down stairs. He is believed by one person to be faking it. Many Teesdales have been believed to be ginger.
"Teesdale, are you awake?"
**Teesdale just stares at the questioner with a blank expression**

"Teesdale, why are you looking at Ben with such a murderous expression??"
"Kill Ben."

"Teesdale, whats your name?"
*Teesdale laughs hysterically with a childish giggle, as he punches Ben in the ribs*
by Anonymous 2k9 February 5, 2009
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