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Techno Viking

the only man that can actually kill Chuck norris
chuck: round house to your face ! !
techno viking dude: Shnotsn upsn ja foolzn ! ! (while dancing to techno music playing in the background)
by the hand May 2, 2008
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Techno Viking

The bio-logical father of Chuck Norris.
The Techno Viking is the one who taught Chuck the roundhouse kick.
by Jezuz58 June 8, 2011
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Techno Dance Party

Techno Dance Party (or TDP) was coined by the coolest soccer team ever known to man kind. TDP's originally consisted of jamming to techno on the school buses after games, terrifying motorists in the process. This then leaked to outsiders. Shirts are optional during TDP's.
Dude 1 "Hey Broski I got some new Basshunter"
Dude 2 "Techno Dance Party?"
by stud21123456234 December 21, 2009
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techno

There is one point that needs to be clarified and that is the stupid statments by some more ignorant people claiming techno is written by computers. This is as foolish as claiming a book is written by a pen or a song by the guitar itself. The computer (or drum machines/synths/samplers) is a tool used to compose techno music. and the creation of good techno requires a different skill set to conventional music and often classicly trained musicians who attempt to create techno fail. It is about the intricate layering of sounds, melodys , and rythmical elements . the creator is essential composing and conducting a peice of music that a virtual ochestra will play.the proccess is in a way similar to the way classical music is created where the credit lies prodomently with the composer not the people who actually play the music. would you say mosart knows nothing about music because he is merley putting pen to paper?

(please note i am not comparing classical music to techno just illustrating a point that both forms of music are created offline and rely on repeating structures that are created by thinking and editing rather than physically playing the music)
That techno record has 53 tracks going at the same time - it took me 3 weeks to arrange
by techno lover January 14, 2007
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Techno-Raccoon

A deviantart ex member, famous for pointing out flaws of about everyone he met on the site forums. Any slightful disrespect to his work and you're blocked or beaten to death in real life by his own army of fans aka ass-lickers. He was banned from Deviantart for putting a chain of offencive threads covering wide range of people's imperfections like being obese or being of short height. What is more, the reason of such behaviour according to his version was "willing to help". Although he claims that his account was hacked and someone used his identity not many people believe him since he is extremely vain in real life.

Techno-Raccoon has his own art line called "Neoneelart" which is nothing but a bunch of cartoons referenced from ugly russian and ukrainian goth girls who claim to be models.
Techno-Raccoon *original thread* : I'm just curious whats its like to be fat? Because I'm not fat and I'm curious is there anything special? how you walk? how come you don't fall when you walk cause your walk is actually similar to the penguin walk.It's like you go moving legs there and here.Also... Sausageeeeeees. If I put bondage over your body it'll look like sausageeeeeees
...GEeeeeeez. Go to gym, how can you live like that!?
What is more is that I'm willing to help yeah really, not to ofence anyone but unless someone has kidney/ digestion problems being fat just from eating much - those people are like pillows for beating. You beat them in fat and your arm stays there! EEEEEEEEW groooss ! yucky-yucky-yucky. So plz stop eating junk food or die before reaching 60 from stroke or heart attack or whatever when there is so much fat that your heart pumps fat instead of blood. Again I'm not even offencing anyone! I'm willing to help by showing what perspectives your future might have if you don't exercise 5-10 minutes before taking meal.
some people suffer from not seeing their dick when they lower their heads - they see that big fat ugly belly instead! isn't this a good motivation for them to go do ab exercises?
by Andri110510 April 27, 2010
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techno-thrash

A variety of thrash (q.v.) involving odd time signatures, rapid or unpredictable tempo changes, and a generally prog (q.v.) or avant-garde structure.
Mekong Delta, Deathrow, and early Coroner were techno-thrash; early Metallica and Slayer were not.
by Curumbor Elendil February 11, 2005
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NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!

ITS TRUEEEEE rip technoblade o7
it's used by the famous youtuber technoblade rip o7 example: technoblade escapes a near death experience then he'll Say

TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES or NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!
by Lucky♡♡ July 16, 2022
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