Technoblade

A very wholesome and funny pig, that kills orphans and is good at bedwars.
On YouTube he is close at 15 million subscribers.

"TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!" -Technoblade

by EBtPGyt July 13, 2022

Technoblade

a pig that never dies in minecraft

friend : who’s that man that never dies in minecraft

me:THATS TECHNOBLADE. NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

by randompersonhahahahah June 21, 2021

Technoblade

Also known as techno, or THE BLADE by an extremely angry 16 year old man

a pig who i live and hold dearly to my heart
A PIG

‘Hey man, don’t you simp for that pig, Technoblade?’
‘yes harold i do go away’

by suu :) January 7, 2021

Technoblade

Techno-Blade

The blood god who stabs orphans and plays Minecraft and also drop-kicked a child in self-defense and officers need to believe him

Technoblade problem there no is not.

by anonymous August 23, 2022

Technoblade

A weapon from the cartoon series Ninjago, specifically from the third season, "Rebooted"
It has the power to hack into Cyrus Borg's technology and allow it to be controlled by the ninja

Zane struck his technoblade against the hovercopter, hacking into it and gaining control.

by SG80 July 28, 2021

Technoblade

An American youtuber who became popular for making Minecraft videos. He is the true ruler of the Dream SMP and absolutely dogged on Dream in there 1 v 1. He majored English in college and is also a profound philosopher. He is famous in the philosophy community for his deep thoughts on the status of Hypixel Skyblock.

Child: "Do you know who Technoblade is?"
Me: "Yes, why?"
Child: "Because Dream is better than him,"
Me: "No he is not you uneducated Stan"

by Arnold Shwartinager April 7, 2022

Technoblade

Technoblade is a pig who plays Minecraft.

He is supposedly the second best player only beaten by dream.
He has 1500 win streak in bedwars.

He and shotgun raids won the first ever Minecraft Monday.

I watch technoblade on YouTube.

by Picklerick13 June 27, 2021