A guy/girl who isn't very good at their job,playing video games or sports. Relative to anyone useless.
by xterrorx November 30, 2004
When the fact that a girl is incredibly hot is overshadowed by her fervent Christianity. Even though you would love to have sex with her, her religiosity is so overpowering that you would much rather just talk some sense into her.
This makes a reference to Russell's teapot, a thought experiment meant to demonstrate that non-belief in religion is the rational choice.
This makes a reference to Russell's teapot, a thought experiment meant to demonstrate that non-belief in religion is the rational choice.
Man, Caitlin is so hot, I would totally hit it... hit it over the head with Russell's teapot, that is.
by bertrandrussell March 08, 2012
A slang term for a sexual act in which a man ejaculates a large amount of semen into one of a woman's nostrils while she tilts her head and allows it to flow out of the other nostril. Origin implies a reference to the volcano Ojos del Salado and a traditional neti pot used for sinus irrigation.
Did you see that video of the chick getting a Salado Teapot?
He paid the escort an extra $150 to finish with a Salado Teapot.
He paid the escort an extra $150 to finish with a Salado Teapot.
by HandyDandyUSA July 23, 2022
A Russian teapot is a lewd action where a man stretches his scrotum into the shape of a bowl or cup and either urinates into it or has another partner urinate into it. The other person proceeds to drink the sweaty-hairy-ballsack-piss beverage straight out of the other’s nut sack cup.
Person 1: “Did you ever end up taking Ashlyn back to your place?”
Person 2: “Yeah I did; I had to kick her out after she asked me to Russian Teapot her, though.”
Person 2: “Yeah I did; I had to kick her out after she asked me to Russian Teapot her, though.”
by mamaswhorecollector September 05, 2019
by KaliRGH February 26, 2024
A MISSISSIPPI term for :
frozen juice inside of a plastic cup (may or may not have a gummy worm in it)
frozen juice inside of a plastic cup (may or may not have a gummy worm in it)
by Ykw_kayla November 05, 2022
A figure formed when a man inserts his penis into his rectum, disguising himself as teapot with his curved penis as the handle. Telling someone to be a teapot can also be an insult and an alternative phrase to go fuck yourself
Person 1: Stick your dick up your ass and pretend to be a teapot.
Person 2 (obeying Person 1's demands): Here's my handle and here's my spout.
Person 2 (obeying Person 1's demands): Here's my handle and here's my spout.
by Teapotlord March 08, 2016