A guy/girl who isn't very good at their job,playing video games or sports. Relative to anyone useless.
by xterrorx November 30, 2004

When the fact that a girl is incredibly hot is overshadowed by her fervent Christianity. Even though you would love to have sex with her, her religiosity is so overpowering that you would much rather just talk some sense into her.
This makes a reference to Russell's teapot, a thought experiment meant to demonstrate that non-belief in religion is the rational choice.
This makes a reference to Russell's teapot, a thought experiment meant to demonstrate that non-belief in religion is the rational choice.
Man, Caitlin is so hot, I would totally hit it... hit it over the head with Russell's teapot, that is.
by bertrandrussell June 17, 2012

A sexual act performed on one's lover. The recipient of the Japanese Teapot will lay on their back with their knees on their chest, feet in the air and their arms wrapped around the legs being held tight while the 'filler' of the Teapot then urinates into the recipient's anus. Once the recipient's anus is full of urine, they are then picked up and emptied like a teapot.
The girl I met on bumble joined me for for a lovely dinner and then I took her back to my place and gave her the 'Japanese Teapot'
by The Pelican's Briefs January 17, 2023

by Door knob dudes... February 22, 2021

by asseater2024 June 13, 2024

A) “Hey do you want smoke a teapot?”
B) “Why would I wanna smoke a teapod?”
A) “Nah, I mean tea’pot’”
B) “Why would I wanna smoke a teapod?”
A) “Nah, I mean tea’pot’”
by Whattheffffff May 16, 2022

by Alicat27 August 21, 2020
