Mike said he was bringing two six packs to the party, but he showed up with a Taker's Dozen: he drank one on the way
by anonymous July 9, 2022

by Cman April 14, 2005

A taker is any individual that is part of the 47% of Americans who pay zero federal income taxes...and then votes over and over for the party that is most likely to increase taxes (ie. take even more earned property) on the 53% who DO pay federal income taxes. These folks also do not have a hint of appreciation, or guilt in their hearts, rather they call you selfish if you don't agree to pay more, and give it to them. Of course this is all due to the King Enabler of Bad Behavior, the Federal Government...the gvmt is close to acheiving their goal (48.5% of all Americans now receive some kind of federal assistance), to have as many people rely on the government as possible. This same entity is the primary reason for the suffering that is happening, all other blame is marginal, and is not the source...in fact, sometimes one may think the it's intentional.
Yeah, I know, sucks Billy is a Taker (Moocher), it's sad...not sure if he realizes that his behavior is rather embarrassing and certainly not a tentant of any anything moral. Maybe some day he will contribute something to society, instead of being a net negative overall to society, all the while he continues blaming others for his bad behavior and his position in life.
by ...what's not fair to you? October 8, 2011

by xdr5t3evq3q April 23, 2025

by ALEMERPON December 8, 2016

an annoying individual about as liked and kindly regarded as a snitch or a liar. someone who's jotting down jaded or extremely off based "facts" in their mind about someone or something, based off what they may claim they saw or heard. their opinions and comments on events that have occurred generally come from way the fuck out in left field and usually have no truth to them whatsoever. they are sometimes known to gather information by asking annoying, off putting questions.
by amethystwording May 18, 2023

Sam Mendes' film 1917, had One-takers of 6 minutes. Roger Deakins sure did a good job on that one.
The film 1917 received an academy award for best cinematography. It's probably because of its long One-takers.
The film 1917 received an academy award for best cinematography. It's probably because of its long One-takers.
by MayoMannetje34 February 24, 2020
