Cambodian Rabbit Turnip

The perfect equation. Often used to describe a random false sense of security or a cyborg with corny leprechaun feces in it's mouth, and/or butt hole. If you only have 3 arms and can't scratch your anus then you have problems, so they call you a Cambodian Rabbit Turnip.

A.k.a. Jesus. Let's fist some blow holes. Blow holes referring to whales or Cambodian Rabbit Turnips.

by Gage Joshua Adam Haney June 7, 2007

fall off a turnip truck

To be naive, uninformed, or unsophisticated, in the manner of a rustic person.

"fall off a turnip truck" has the same meaning as "I wasn't born yesterday", pretty much.

by mdwinston December 16, 2016

fell off the turnip truck

Dumb. Stupid. Implying that you've been isolated from the world (on a turnip farm).

He understands what you're saying. It's not as though he just fell off the turnip truck.

by Shminka May 28, 2016

just fell off the turnip truck

Naive. Implies rural unsohistication versus urban savviness.

"A Rolex for $50? Do you think I just fell off the turnip truck?"

by The Demon Prince November 17, 2006

You really cut the turnip

To mess things up royally; originally used by 19th century farmers to mean "an embarrassing mistake during a harvest"

"You've booked the table for the wrong day, you really cut the turnip on this one"

by Wordsmitheu July 17, 2022

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by Phu The Writer June 27, 2022

Upside down turnip

When you put your partner upside down and stick a turnip in there ass or mouth or vagina depending on how the partner is feeling

Wanna get sticky, let's do an upside down turnip

by Stanky the Herbivore YT September 5, 2016