Imaginary muffins eaten by a person to make them feel strong, so they can talk shit from a distance which is safe from retaliation. Such as over the phone, or once you are in handcuffs in the back of a police car, and they are not.
Also known as "gangsta cookies".
Also known as "gangsta cookies".
You- "Man, you're lucky I dont beat your ass right now, punk!"
Me- "Who are you talkin to?"
You- "That guy who was kickin to Sally at the party. He just called my phone!"
Me- "He's a cagefighter. You know that right?"
You- "Yeah. So what?! He's lucky he aint here right now."
Me- "What did you eat for breakfast? Tuff muffins?"
Me- "Who are you talkin to?"
You- "That guy who was kickin to Sally at the party. He just called my phone!"
Me- "He's a cagefighter. You know that right?"
You- "Yeah. So what?! He's lucky he aint here right now."
Me- "What did you eat for breakfast? Tuff muffins?"
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