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tuff muffins

Imaginary muffins eaten by a person to make them feel strong, so they can talk shit from a distance which is safe from retaliation. Such as over the phone, or once you are in handcuffs in the back of a police car, and they are not.

Also known as "gangsta cookies".
You- "Man, you're lucky I dont beat your ass right now, punk!"

Me- "Who are you talkin to?"

You- "That guy who was kickin to Sally at the party. He just called my phone!"

Me- "He's a cagefighter. You know that right?"

You- "Yeah. So what?! He's lucky he aint here right now."

Me- "What did you eat for breakfast? Tuff muffins?"
by sam skrambel February 6, 2010
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tuff hair

A person who has hair that looks like a porous rock formed by consolidation of volcanic ash.
by IAmDaddyDavid June 23, 2017
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Tuff Chicking

What a strong and independent woman of any stature does to overcome problems, either tangible or intangible.
My friend Shauna faces a lot of adversity at her job, but I know she is there every day tuff chicking it out!
by Senator Sexy October 20, 2007
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tuff muff

a butch ass dyke lesbian. usually dressed in doc martins, flannel shits, sporting the mullet, has both nose and tongue piercing combined with visibly noticable tattoes to show how bad ass she is. they call thier tongues the lesbo tallywacker. tuff muff tattoed on your knuckles is the extreme case. trust me, i work with one. during sex they are usually the giver not the taker. she wears the strap on everytime, or she is always the stronger of the scissoring action. they love to pick fights with men by calling them breeders or camel foot.
look, that butch dyke is going to kick that dudes ass! she's trying to rip his tea bags right out of his pants! note to self "do not mess with that tuff muff unless you want to get into leglock and your face will be right next to her camel toe"
by HOT POCKET STOMPER April 3, 2009
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Tuff Guyz

A meathead, douche bag, loudmouth insecure dumbass who's life revolves around tanning, doing steiroids, hair, and just acting like a complete tool. Requirements include tatoos, spiky hair, shirts with dragons, and no college degree. Career path is typically based in construction, low-end retail, car dealerships, or no job at all. Indeginous mainly to largely populated metro areas, and can be commonly seen at the gym, and then at meat-market bars trying to holler at anything with a skirt while giving dirty looks to any male that is not considered part of their society.
One of these tuff guyz at the gym was grunting and carrying around his gallon jug of water. He bumped into me on purpose, I looked back, and he gave me a dirty look. Later in the locker room I saw him crying and jacking off.
by CdoubleO P July 24, 2011
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Tuff Kid

A kid who is tuffer than most kids on his block. There are many competitions between the tuffest kids on the block to become the MOST TUFF KID! By earning that title they will both run the block and have to defend their title from other tuff kids challenging them for their title as MOST TUFF KID!
Greg: Jimmy, I wanna be the most tuff kid!
Jimmy: well then bring it on you weenie!
by Lobo Marango June 23, 2018
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Tuff-ish

To act like a baby
To act like Tuffenuff
All the talk of racing with non complete cars seems a little Tuff-ish to me.
by The Anti Tuff May 4, 2008
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