yo, my nigga troy be smokin dem Ruffas under da-water in dat Hoe tub over at da jeffersons Fried chicken and Kool aid BBQ. Bubba King Had to Kick the block cause Jizzy James Caught dat nigga embezzleing his watermelons. Once Jizzy caught Bubba, he beat his black ass and took all his food stamps. That stampless son of a bitch burnt donuts in Jizzy's yard with his Mercury Sable. Now that Jizzy has all dem food stamps, he be one uptown niggar.
by Jizzy James March 12, 2008
by ??? December 30, 2002
When you go to the movie theater and order a tub of popcorn. Afterwhich you cut a hole in the bottom and allow your date to reach inside.
"I would like a large tub of popcorn with extra butter and no salt. I'm getting a tub and rub tonight."
by robzilla85 November 22, 2013
by moosemaster August 06, 2003
A (or THE) Tub Guy is a twisted creature of the late night and early evening on weekends. Few recorded sightings of the Tub Guy have been documented, however he(or they) have been seen in multiple cities and continents across the globe such as Toronto, Kingston, and Mont-Tremblant Canada; and Hong Kong. The existence of the Tub Guy is evident as a result of wreckage and footprints left behind in bathrooms across the globe. Often times bathrooms are left in complete disarray, underwear is frequency left in odd places, tiles are broken, and large pools of water are found.
Experts believe that Tub Guys are a result of college indulgence and excessive drinking that leads normal people to "Turn Tub Guy". They often have no memories of the events. The syndrome is similar to turning into a wolf man, except way more dangerous. Usually, the subject is found in an almost deceased state in the bath tub at 4am, having left the shower on four upwards of 4 hours. This is usually accompanied by a large increase in the water bill.
As mentioned little evidence other than the aftermath of the freaks has been recorded, however; there is some video evidence and eyewitness testimony from a particular incident involving the Kingston Tubguy (thought to have been the original Tub Guy).
Experts believe that Tub Guys are a result of college indulgence and excessive drinking that leads normal people to "Turn Tub Guy". They often have no memories of the events. The syndrome is similar to turning into a wolf man, except way more dangerous. Usually, the subject is found in an almost deceased state in the bath tub at 4am, having left the shower on four upwards of 4 hours. This is usually accompanied by a large increase in the water bill.
As mentioned little evidence other than the aftermath of the freaks has been recorded, however; there is some video evidence and eyewitness testimony from a particular incident involving the Kingston Tubguy (thought to have been the original Tub Guy).
Ian (broadcast text message-4:00am): "Tubguy"
Steve (10:00am): "Oh shit, tell me tub guy made an appearance"
Nick (10:01am): "yeah, the lock was ripped off... Black spandex hanging from the ceiling and puke everywhere"
T. (10:02am):"TUBBBBGUYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
Steve (10:00am): "Oh shit, tell me tub guy made an appearance"
Nick (10:01am): "yeah, the lock was ripped off... Black spandex hanging from the ceiling and puke everywhere"
T. (10:02am):"TUBBBBGUYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
by Landlord Jan January 02, 2011
mainly for men. when you have a boner, you know its hard to take a piss in the toilet so you "leak the lemon" in the bath tub. if you tub piss don't forget to wash it down after you grody asswholes.
Hans- Hey i gotta pee, i'll be right back.
Kith- Your gonna miss cuz u have a boner.
Hans- true, i'll just tub piss.
Kith- o yaaa totally forgot bout that.
Kith- Your gonna miss cuz u have a boner.
Hans- true, i'll just tub piss.
Kith- o yaaa totally forgot bout that.
by white venom May 30, 2011
by Screeching scrub in a tub May 16, 2017