Totes McGoats 

The cool way of saying 'totally'.

Popular Girl 1: So are you going to my party!?
Popular Girl 2: Totes McGoats.
Popular Girl 1: Cool!

Totes McGoats by goatsbyboats August 17, 2010

Totes Awes 

A shortening of the phrase totally awesome; used to describe something that is exciting or rad.

"How was the gig?"
"The gig was Totes Awes"

Totes Awes by fiddledeedeepotatoes October 24, 2008

Totes bonobes 

An adjective that describes an action with a primary intention of becoming intoxicated by heavy consumption of alcohol and drugs over a short period of time whilst carrying out activities such as "rump rubbing", "penis fencing" and "GGing".

Look at that dude sleeping under a tree, he must have been fucked last night... that's totes bonobes!

Totes bonobes by SecretChimp July 8, 2011

Totes awky momo 

To describe when a totally awkward moment happens.

It was a totes awky momo when no one knew what Evelyn was talking about!

Totes awky momo by Lilgill October 28, 2015

Totes for goats

Means totally or awesome!

Yeah man! That’s totes for goats!

Totes for goats by Black kitty cat May 19, 2020

totes apprope 

A way of saying something is "totally acceptable" without using too many syllables.

Stu asked Jasmine if she wanted to space dock.

Jasmine replied: "oh yea Stu, that's totes apprope"

totes apprope by yourmumontoast July 12, 2009

totes umbrellas 

Superlative form of "totes" (i.e., "totally").

Girl 1: "R U guys watching the Hannah Montana finale?"
Girl 2: "Totes!"
Girl 3: "Totes umbrellas!"

totes umbrellas by pefty January 13, 2011