tonedawg

the best nickname anyone named Anthony or Tony can get.
other pronunciations of this nickname can be:
tonedizzmil
tonedawger
t-dawg

yo tonedawg, what up man?

by Tonedawg181 August 20, 2009

tomedian

a term that has absolutley no meaning. most commonly used to piss off fags that don't know what the word means.
can also be shortened to just tom

dude 1: that tomedian over there doesn't know what the word means
dude 2: i know what a fucking tomedian
dude 1: that tom's dick is like a centimeter long
tomedian: Hey Guys!
Dude 1 and 2: shut the fuck up douche bag

by i'mcurrentlyinyourmother March 17, 2010

toked off

Whenever one high person is upset by the actions of another high person.

most common in angry stoners!!

bryce: go get me some chips
jon: No dude you'll get fat
bryce: please
jon: no
bryce: i'm so toked off

by jony243532 March 1, 2011

tossed the handkerchief to

A crude expression. Meaning a man has finished with a woman.

Derived from a literal Act of a man tossing a handkerchief or other cloth to a woman so that she may clean his cum off of herself

She was sad, he tossed the handkerchief to her and never talked to her again

by O'Brien Patrick October 18, 2017

Toledo Ice Storm

When you are running late to work because you were caught up trying to scrub all the dried cum off your titties.

Sorry Sarah! I’ll be there soon. I got caught up in a Toledo Ice Storm

by ItsKevinTurds February 9, 2019

Toned Vagina

A vagina that is not trashed or worn out. Very pleasing to look at. The appropriate verbiage for frat boys to ask for nude pictures of sorority girls. Not your average whores vagina but a high class sorority whores vagina.

Yo, hit me up after the gym. We should trade nudes. I want to know if you have a toned vagina.

by El Ray Sundrop June 3, 2019

Tossed

Being tossed means you're basically losing a fight. You're getting absolutely destroyed and have no chance of winning. The other person is so much better than you and is tossing you, absolutely destroying you.

Let's toss this goblins!
You're getting tossed!

by Jespy Inger Wachoski August 31, 2022