throat cheese

"Throat cheese" is a slang term for tonsilloliths (also known as tonsil stones) which are clusters of calcareous matter that form in the crevasses of the tonsils (tonsillar crypts). They typically are the consistency of a soft cheese (hence the slang name), can range up to the size of a peppercorn, and are white/cream color. The main substance is mostly collagen, but they have a strong unpleasant odor because of hydrogen sulfide, methyl mercaptan and other substances.

Mmm, throat cheese! Pass the Ritz, beyotch!

by TurboMatt October 7, 2010

throat bagel

When a man wears a button-up shirt that makes his neck flab spill out over the top of his collar, creating at ring of chub.

Dude you need to buy a new dress shirt, you have a total throat bagel.

That shirt looks a little tight around your neck, did you have a throat bagel for breakfast?

by GunghoJoe July 1, 2011

throat clit

the uvula

She started gagging when I touched her throat clit with the head of my Johnson.

by feedemfishheads October 16, 2011

throat explosion

When you are deep throating that someone special and his magic stick is so far down that when he cums, there is no place for it to go....hence the term...throat explosion. (Not exactly what they meant on glee season 5, episode 4...if thats why youre looking this up)

Throat explosion = Throat puke
Throat explosion = Cum overflow

by rosie the realest November 10, 2013

throat fuck

To thrust the penis inside a persons mouth and basically fucking the throat. It may induce vomiting.

hey sweetie...(yeah?)....i need to tell you something......(what is it?).....well...i throat fucked our little amber yesterday...and...well...we dont need you anymore...bye.

by family matters March 27, 2004

throat weasel

Term used to describe the act of fellating a large, semi-erect penis. Can refer to either the penis itself, or the act of inserting the penis a significant distance into the recipient's mouth/throat. See also "deep throat", "tonsil tickler".

Mandingo's 14-incher gave Bobbi the sort of throat weasel she wouldn't forget in a hurry.

by Schmerz' July 8, 2003

throat missile

When one ram's his or her penis into the throat of another individual. Also known as a ramrod.

After 2 shots members from the FRC were completely wasted and gave eachother throat missiles and played butt darts.

by Rocke August 27, 2006