a guy who is a cocky jerk, and thinks that all women love him, but in reality they think he is annoying.
Nathan: "Ohhh I am so good at ping pong, and no one can beat me because I'm the best and I can get any girl I want because everyone else sucks."
Melissa: "Nathan shut up, you're a dick and no one likes you and you're ugly!"
Melissa: "Nathan shut up, you're a dick and no one likes you and you're ugly!"
by Mel326 June 17, 2008
by Tarquin_Banks February 22, 2008
by blingtastic September 17, 2009
1. a common name and a nickname for Richard
2. slang for men's reproductive part of the body
3. someone stupid and annoying
2. slang for men's reproductive part of the body
3. someone stupid and annoying
by bunnybabe101 October 25, 2009
1.) In reality, a dick and testicles are very sensitive, and if people call you a dick, it means they admire those traits.
2.) Nickname for man who is admirably sensitive and kind, not unlike a dick. If you are called a dick by a woman or friend, you should take it as a huge compliment, as you are obviously a great friend and a sensitive guy. Women love men who have feelings and are gentle. To pick up any female, just tel them "I am a huge dick" and they will immediately be interested in you.
3.) Likewise, if you tell them you are a huge pussy, they will be equally impressed and think you are tough, as it is widely known that vaginas can definitely take a pounding.
2.) Nickname for man who is admirably sensitive and kind, not unlike a dick. If you are called a dick by a woman or friend, you should take it as a huge compliment, as you are obviously a great friend and a sensitive guy. Women love men who have feelings and are gentle. To pick up any female, just tel them "I am a huge dick" and they will immediately be interested in you.
3.) Likewise, if you tell them you are a huge pussy, they will be equally impressed and think you are tough, as it is widely known that vaginas can definitely take a pounding.
Friend: God, Kenny. You're such a dick!
Kenny: Why, thank you! That was a really nice thing for you to say.
Kenny: I'm a huge dick.
Woman: Wow, I'm so impressed!
Kenny: Why, thank you! That was a really nice thing for you to say.
Kenny: I'm a huge dick.
Woman: Wow, I'm so impressed!
by mashmallow515 August 06, 2011
by A dingo ate my baby August 11, 2009