You had to be there

A phrase used as an excuse after someone tells a story that's not funny at all.

Person A: "Isn't that hilarious?"
Person B: "No, I don't really get it."
Person A: "...You had to be there."

by Yer MOM10000 August 9, 2009

Neither here nor there

An expression that means "not important or relevant." In most common speech, this expression usually follows a random side note that the speaker thinks is interesting but is not related to the subject at hand.

I met this random chick at the club and she wants to get together. Man she's gorgeous! Her parents are from Panama which by the way, has 13 of the 15 tallest buildings in Latin America. But that's neither here nor there...

by morpheus30 January 16, 2018

Thermodynamic Miracle

An event so unlikely, it's effectively impossible, such as oxygen spontaneously becoming gold.

The fact that our parents met to conceive us, and that their parents met to concieve them, etc. to create us as an entirely unique individual is, ironically, almost impossibly miraculous and therefore each individually a thermodynamic miracle.

by C0RE from UD Chat December 9, 2008

therealbrianmay

Therealbrianmay is a super cool awesome epic person who makes super cool very awesome insanely swag content on tiktok and is the coolest person on earth

Guy 1: I’m sad
Guy 2: Maybe you should watch Therealbrianmay on tiktok

by anemic._royalty August 28, 2021

grizzly therapy

A very fast-paced and highly successful psychotherapy that puts normal neurotics into the wild and running from grizzly bears guarding their young.

I tried a single course of grizzly therapy and was miraculously cured!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 24, 2020

yo there

Another way of saying "hey there", but not

Yo there, we outta here
Yo there, my name is Chad

by Greg_Heffley_Ate_Cheese June 26, 2020

Conversion Therapy

Because nobody else actually gave a definition, opting instead to give their opinions, here's the definition I found on Wikipedia:
"Conversion therapy is the pseudoscientific practice of trying to change an individual's sexual orientation from homosexual or bisexual to heterosexual using psychological or spiritual interventions."

Conversion Therapy is indeed a form of brainwashing, but people should know the full definition, not just that it's bad.

by NothingBetterToDoToday March 13, 2019