Name definitions

The definitions that people post here on Urban Dictionary which are utterly pointless, considering most of the time a name will not define an individuals intelligence, attractiveness or personality.

Examples of name definitions:

Bob- A sweet boy who luvs you forever and is smart and handsome and he is sweet OMGGG <3

(whereas in realife there is a man named Bob who is fat and stupid and rude)

by StevLCanival October 30, 2011

Real Definition

A rarely found thing on this site. Trust me, it’s a challenge.

Yo have you found a real definition yet on urbandictionary.com?
Nah, it’s so hard.
Fuck the site

by DonutProXx_YT January 25, 2021

The definition of insanity

Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change... That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me, so, boom, I shot him. The thing is... he was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing... over and over and over and over again thinking: "This time is gonna be different. No, no, no please... This time is gonna be different." I'm sorry, I don't like... The way... you are looking at me... Okay, Do you have a fucking problem in your head, do you think I am bullshitting you, do you think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay? Fuck you!... It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill... The thing is... Alright, the thing is I killed you once already... and it's not like I am fucking crazy. It's okay... It's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell you the definition... of insanity?"

Vaas: Have I ever told you the definition of insanity

by Neopolitan! April 18, 2022

Definition

Things posted here on UrbanDictionary.com, or otherwise found in a dictionary or glossary. Also, when I post a link in my definitions to another definition, it is best used when my interpretation of it is used.

Did I really need to do that!?

by Leiko October 7, 2004

Name Definition

The worst fucking type of definition on this site. The definition is usually the writers name. A typical name definition usually says "ooh sarah is very nice and can and warmed sex y prson" The people who write them are probably creep emo girls who are desperate to try to be known on the internet

Did you see that creep pervert writing a name definition about her boyfriend?

by Jen is best sh is warn August 31, 2017

cubism definition

cubism is a type of autism that makes people look like minecraft characters

person one; that kid has cubism
person two; what is cubism
person1 search it up in urban dictionary(cubism definition)

by cool A October 8, 2019

definition depression

The feeling you get when your Urban Dictionary definition doesn't get published. This is caused by a bunch of faggots called editors who refuse to publish.

Person 1: Hey.
Person 2: I'm sad.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: I've got the definition depression.
Person 1: Oh. I hate those damn editors, too.

by AFuckingMotherFucker January 2, 2012