In the cheese

In a situation where there is no easy out; usually used in a sexual sense

"Are you ok? Or are you in the cheese?"

"He was in the cheese when he was forced to give up either cheese or blowjobs for the rest of his life."

by Dr. Cheddar March 6, 2013

Melting The Cheese

When you cum in a toaster, then proceed to turn in on, causing the toaster to short-circuit and explode.

Anon: Did you see Anon melting the cheese yesterday?

by BonesTheWendigo August 29, 2019

Beating the cheese

Masturbating with such vigor that your cream becomes cheese!

Was beating the cheese gooda for you too?

by Zuka21 August 31, 2019

Punched The Cheese

To Punch The Cheese
Punched/Punching The Cheese

A phrase used in reaction to an exasperating event to (lovingly) chastise the person responsible.

"I can't believe you made this mess in the kitchen. You really punched the cheese this time..."

by Raskevanich December 2, 2020

got the cheese

You won an argument, so you say “got the cheese” it is kinda like “in your face” but not…

“ easy dub done clapped got the cheese”

by aveerinablake January 27, 2022

You took the cheese

This refers to a philosophy or a product that 'sucked' you into blind worship of it or the principle of it. Not necessarily evil or manipulative, but nonetheless 'over captivating' to the point of losing objectivity and common sense.

"You took the cheese" when you bought that iPad. This is a good example: Apple (Computer) products continue to profit on a terrible worker and human rights record in China. The products are ridiculously expensive and over-licensed and restrictive. Another example is the EULA which is the most menacing on creative authoring.

by Tomminator February 20, 2012

spray the cheese

over zealously spraying ones man fat all over an unsuspecting victim of the opposite sex.
hugely gratified with a huge sigh of relief

see that old mort, im gonna spray the cheese all over that bruv

by Mr Dutty Bang January 17, 2016