everything but the onions!

The natural response when an individual is asked if they have everything.

Mary: "Have you got everything?"
Tom: "Everything but the onions!"

by green923jade April 26, 2017

Parable Of The Onion

Somewhere at the start of Shrek 1, Donkey is being a dick and Shrek stars chatting shit about onions. He tells Donkey that "there is more to ogres than people think" and says that ogres are like onions, they have layers. This is called the 'Parable Of Onion'.

(DISCLAIMER: DO NOT USE IN R.S EXAMS. YOU WILL NOT GET THE MARKS)

"Shrekism is a religion based upon the 'Parable Of The Onion'"

"Ogres have layers! Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers." - The Great Shrek (Peace be upon him).

by Wagwan Bluuuud May 6, 2019

cutting onions

A term used to hide the fact that you are actually crying due to being moved emotionally by implying that you are crying because someone must be cutting onions.

When Jack saw the video of the lost dog being reunited with its owner he began to tear up and exclaimed, "Who's cutting onions!"

by TheRealDealToo January 14, 2016

onions

result of several milkmen

ginger facial hair, blonde hair and dark public hair.

by Anonymous March 28, 2003

bag of onions

a way to describe someone with extremely offensive body odor

Dave must have been out drinking last night, because when he started to sweat he smelled like a bag of onions.

by MStrike32 February 10, 2007

sweaty onion

Swonion

A low life degenerate with a pickled onion shaped head from scotland
Sweaty onion

by Mount6138 February 6, 2017

Ate the Onion

Someone who took satirical news seriously.

"See this FB post? Seems that Fred ate the onion."

by DamnIllogicalppl July 5, 2018