Coffee

That brown liquid you see your dad drink every day. Smells good

Coffee is for old people

by SUMFURRYTHING June 26, 2016

coffee

1. synonym for cocaine.

2. simply grand.

Goddamn i need a coffee break.

by yourmombiatch February 20, 2005

Coffee

One that is coughed upon.

I have coughed on you, you are now a coffee.

by Andrew Cham July 21, 2008

coffee

1. A tasty morning drink made from coffee beans.
2. Sex, ~from the wrong side of the cup: Anal Sex, ~from the wrong side of the manly cup: gay sex

"You wanna come have some coffee?"
"Hey, he's been having coffe from the wrong side of the cup!"

by Headless Chicken June 8, 2005

Coffee

A drink kids drink so they don’t fail school, without coffee colleges wouldn’t have kids in them because no one would qualify.

Dude, I need coffee if I don’t have it I will fall asleep I’m math again!

by Darebear1998 January 4, 2019

Coffee

N. Marijuana, weed, reefer, etc. Just another slang word for the best medicine in the world.

Devin woke up to the sweet smell of coffee which brought a big smile to his face.

by Fishman the Great July 3, 2007

coffee

a person who has been coughed on

the coffee got a cold from this

by kevin dow May 13, 2005