app blocked

When your iPhone's iOS is so pathetically out of date that you cannot download any new apps.

"Temple Run! Yay!...nope, app blocked"
"Angry Birds! Yay!...nope, app blocked"
"Deer Hunter! Yay!...nope, vegetarian...and app blocked"
"Grindr! Yay!...*reads description*...nope"

by super-hombre November 6, 2013

Living App

A person so full of information/knowledge that they are as useful as a Smartphone application.

Stephen Hawking is like the living app of Physics

by SalmonHQ February 20, 2011

App-athetic

The inability to keep up to date with the millions of App updates issued every second rendering your i-thingy archaic resulting in a complete disregard for updates.

Wow. I have 34 app updates since going to bed last night. I'm done with this. I have never been so App-athetic.

by The Brown Fox January 2, 2013

App Hopping

Having to switch between multiple apps on your phone all the time.

Man, between work and school I got 5 apps just to talk to everybody. I'm app hopping all day just to see what's going on.

by DRChi June 1, 2015

app crack

Apps that are as addicting as crack.

OMG I'm so high on app crack from using Bitmoji in Snapchat! It's almost as addicting as Pokémon GO, but a lot safer.

by Urbanartshare August 18, 2016

Toilet App

An app for those who need a sense of peace or tranquillity while they are doing their business, by listening to some soothing or classical music, wise biblical verses or warnings, or worldly advice from successful businesspersons or celebrities.

The subscription-based version of the toilet app not only feeds you with daily spiritual and worldly nuggets from the best brains around the globe, but also tells you which clean or dirty public toilets in your vicinity still have advertisement space to promote your products or services.

by Fasters January 30, 2023

Killer App

When at the click of a link sent via an app, someone’s digital device is virally infected or disabled, often with the terrorist sender or hacker able to retrieve the data stored on the recipient’s phone, tablet, or watch.

After John unsuspiciously clicked on a link in a WhatsApp fake member’s message, no one in the chat group anticipated that the killer app would facilitate the transmission of the Russian virus at such a lethal speed, which wiped out the data stored on all twelve members’ devices.

by Covido March 5, 2022