terminal suckocity

The point at which something couldn't possible suck any more.
MATLAB reached terminal suckocity when it crashed and I lost all of my work.
by Some Genius March 27, 2003
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Terminal Soda

A terminal soda, often referred to as a “termie”, is a rich tradition. It originates from airport terminals, where one can purchase cheap beer, or terminal soda. However, terminal sodas are not exclusive to airports. You can crank a termie in the morning before work, on your drive to school, or any time you need to take the edge off. Terminal sodas are often accompanied by hoons. When combined, side effects can include happiness, warmth, and a love of life. Please enjoy a termie today!
This morning, I woke up and Parks offered me a terminal soda. I had to accept, so I had 6 terminal sodas before breakfast and then I cranked half a pack of hoons
by HoonLord69 April 11, 2021
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Terminally Online

A term for people who spend too much time on the internet used only by people who spend too much time on the internet.
Jeff: "Nick is one of those 'terminally online' 32-year-old stunted ex-teenagers who exists only for neo-con memes and MRA forums."
Ronald: "Jeff, what the hell are you talking about?"
by burnertoast May 7, 2022
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terminal burnout

1. Your brain turns to mush by overworking yourself .
2. Your brain turns to mush by watching TV all day.
3. Your brain turns to mush by sitting at a computer all day.

Preliminary Symptoms (in order of progressional occurance):
1. Weariness even after getting enough sleep
2. Mixing up the days of the week (ie - thinking it's Wednesday, but it's actually Tuesday)
3. Unable to fall asleep at night like usual, or simply passing out as soon as your head hits the pillow.
4. Misreading (ie - seeing words that aren't there, replacing words with something else, or mentally inserting new words). Basically, distorting sentences to what you think you see, rather than what's really there.
5. symptoms similar to ADD may follow (the inability to focus on tasks, or no longer having the desire to focus)

What can you do? Take a vacation. Seriously, don't think about work for a few days. Just relax, and take part in some outdoor activities. DO NOT read a book. That involves concentration, and you need REST.
Man, I'm going into terminal burnout...I can't think anymore
by Force July 30, 2005
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terminal 5

When something fails in an epic way. See Heathrow Airport.
"Come on baggage carousel, don't terminal 5 on me"
by Matthew1471 April 14, 2008
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Peckham Terminator

Some pissed off ginger on a bus in Peckham who refused to get off the bus despite not paying. He gets rather rasict but then to everyone's amusement gets off the bus by going right through the door with a terminatoresque styley.
The Peckham Terminator screamed like a premenstral biatch and then made a very dramatic exit.
by cdoggshizzal May 9, 2011
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terminator eye

When you have one bloodshot (red) eye and one normal eye.

The word comes from the Terminator motion picture images/posters/DVD covers, where half of Arnolds face is a robot with a glowing red eye and the other half is human.
John has been working on his computer too long, he's got a terminator eye!
by beefsupreme6 January 10, 2009
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