Talia Cortese

Talia is the biggest clown ever. Shes nice but a CLOWN. She also has a peen. A BIG peen.

Boy#1: That girl Talia Cortese is lowkey hot
Boy#2: yea but she has a peen.
Boy#3; Its bigger than all of ours combined!

by taltaltal October 23, 2019

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oh lord. where do we start? this Nina be STANK. she'll usually have crusted-up green mascara in her inner eyeball socket, and fondly uses the well-known jade roller. She's a boo jean. And a teen wearing skinny jean. Her favorite show is Food Wars on netflix. She looks like a string bean if it birthed mort from Madagascar, and smells like a rose. Her favorite author is AYN rand. She aspires to be a pink lady TM. Boys see her in the hall, ones with mesh and say, "DAYum! tetas."

Boy 1 (Mesh): Talia (Lulu) got a big ol crust, I want to eat it and see her ugi.
Boy 2 (Dove Soap): Stay away from my angle you imposta!

by peachesoutingeorgiaDD October 6, 2021

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most prettiest person alive 😈💪🏼💪🏼

the best person alive is talia

by anonymous September 12, 2021

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A God amongst men, more powerful than any other god. They will smite anyone who annoys them.

Wow look, that person is being smited by that Talia

by anonymous August 28, 2021

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Talia is a 4' 3" goblin with daddy issues. Her prescription is so thick she often walks into walls and falls off the king size bed. She's pigeon toed and cross eyed which only makes her even more clumsy. If you encounter just show affection, she's allergic to it

Person 1: Hey was Talia looking at me or you?
Person 2: Both of us, she has pug eyes

by Several Cheeseburgers December 19, 2023

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