Captain T-Bag

A handsome, athletic douchebag. He's got the world's best body but has fried his brain smoking mass pot. He claims to have given a girl 10 orgasms in an hour. Every girl secretly wants his dick.

*Best friends with Major Dick...

Did you see Captain T-bag today? I LOVE his arms in that cut-off!

by Mssss Lady June 14, 2010

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When you lift up your dick and dip you sack into an individuals mouth rapidly as a joke, when your drunk, or during sex.

Jeremy just T Bagged my when I was sleeping I got so pissed I think I still have hair in my mouth

by deontutu May 20, 2019

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Any person whose name starts with a t

My friends name is Tristan but I call him T-bag

by Unknown daddy 07 November 09, 2019

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If a Human being only has one Hand. This is because of the series Prisonbreak because T-Bag only has one hand.

Daniel Raab aka T-Bag only has one hand and thats why we call him T-Bag. Lol fucking retard!

by Negerfut January 13, 2020

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in gaming, t-bagging is when u die u and are knocked and said person who knocked u comes up to u before finishing u, and they crouch crouch and un crouch repetedly, their fore rubbing der grubby,swetty balls on ur corps.

t-bagging,ooh look i knocked somone. ima go t bag em so i can rub my sweatty ass balls on da bluddy cunts face.

by the cod nerd definer June 14, 2022

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