Scuttle

To bail out of a bad situation before things get even worse. From the dictionary definition to sink one's own ship.

"That ugly chick you were being nice to thinks you want her. You better go over there and scuttle now before you get too drunk to know better."

by TronX January 16, 2008

Scuttle muffin

Obtaining sexual pleasure from sitting on ones face.

Cortnie scuttle muffin jacks face.

by Emily Bean September 14, 2014

Shuttle Booger

A loose booger caught in the nasal canal that manoeuvres up and down in sync with the inhaling and exhaling of the nose.

Blake Wilkins: Hey man! Whats up ?
Lachie D: Not much, but i got a big fuck off shuttle booger!
Blake Wilkins: Aww mate, no good!

by xLachie1401x September 13, 2016

shuttle bus

When the middle person in a spit roast provides the necessary motion or is jostled back and forward.
Also an ozbargain inside joke.

Is this a free shuttle bus or a free “shuttle bus”?

by Peter Peterson Petersen August 31, 2018

Sluttley

Slut-tell-ly
When you do something slutty but also subtle. Normally girls will do this when in need of attention.

Guy 1 “Did you see how she bent down”
Girl 1 “Yeah very sluttley”

by Queenie Zee April 11, 2019

Swattlethag

when two gay partners are 69ing and both pull out at the same time and ejaculate into each others belly buttons.

Hey grandpa, do you want to swattlethag later?

by Gay pineapple December 15, 2020

scuttlehead

A racist slur when you don't know quite what race you're actually angry about, but you know that they're definitely to blame for everything wrong with society.

The thing that's wrong with this country is there's too many damn scuttleheads running around!

-Norm Macdonald quoting and angry racist taxi driver (RIP Norm)

by Assman Manass May 30, 2022