swallow a knife

Something you say to someone who you are really pissed off at. Very cruel but still hilarious.

Mean kid: Hey Billy! Give me your lunch money.
Billy:Go swallow a knife, faggot.

by rawrarwrarw January 19, 2007

swallow

1. A bird, but who cares about a bird?
2. What women should do instead of spitting. In the mouth and down the throat. Anywhere else is unacceptable. No snow balling either. Your woman and all woman should accept the gift with a smile and open mouth. She shall lick it clean. She should then ask for seconds. She will respond when she's finished with: "Please suh, could I have sum more?

Before I sleep with you, I have one question. Spit or swallow?

by K` July 14, 2006

swallowing the stones

To suck on the testicles of a man.

Larry: Hey you and your gf get busy?
Me: yupp she winded up giving me a hj and swallowing the stones

by uberrf January 5, 2008

baby swallower

a girl who always ends any sexual encounter by swallowing the cum shot.

i got a date with amy tonight. she is a notorious baby swallower!

by russland September 10, 2010

european swallow

Migratory birds who can carry coconuts but need to do it in pairs while tied to the coconut in a line.

"Maybe two (european swallows) carrying it on a line,"
"What!? Held under the dorcel guiding feathers!?"
"Why not?!"

by swallowcarryingacoconut December 18, 2005

swallowing kids

Giving a guy oral sex and swallowing his ejaculate. Penned by Fabolous in "Damn".

My girl gives the best head; she's into swallowing kids.

by Lindsay October 6, 2003

stallowned

to have slyvester stallone destroy your shit.

"Those idiots in Hope WA got stallowned in first blood"
"Rico got stallowned in judge dredd"
"Apollo Creed, Clubber Lang, Ivan Drago and Tommy Gunn all got Stallowned"

by Jubby:) February 24, 2008