Shawn talked a lot of game about how long he lasts in bed, but after a minute and a half , he had a surging Sanders situation and fell asleep leaving me totally unsatisfied.
or
I was going down on him and he surged his Sanders in my eye and it hurt like hell.
"When you come/cum out of nowhere", originally referring to 2016 US presidential candidate Bernie Sanders suddenly narrowing his popularity poll gap significantly with fellow Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton
(Definition popularized by Trevor Noah, host of the Daily Show, January 2016)
I was starting to go limp and thinking of pulling out, but then I suddenly performed a surging sanders, and instantly my sperm was leading in her polls!