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TV stoned

A person who is completely deaf and blind to everything but his favourite show on television.

He or she is unlikely to answer the phone, speak to anyone and do anything except sit and watch.

He or she is also likely to be irritated or react badly if one tries to talk to him during that hour or in duration of his favourite TV shows that run in a row.
"Sorry, I can't get Bill to come to the phone. He's TV stoned at the mo. Call back after the show is over."
by McVillain November 4, 2003
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Stone Mask

A mask used by DIO to reject his humanity and become a vampire. This was used in part 1 by Dio Brando, as well as part 2 by Kars to become Ultimate Kars.
DIO: I REJECT MY HUMANITY JOJO *puts blood on stone mask*
JOJO: Shoot him!
by JoJotard July 31, 2019
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on stone

equivalent to saying: dead serious, truth, forreal
she ugly as fuck on stone
on stone ima beat that bitch
by Jbarbie20 March 5, 2012
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hands of stone

Nickname of legendary Panamanian boxer Roberto Duran. In spanish, it translates to "Manos de Piedra". Generally recognized as one of the greatest lightweights to ever have lived, he won all his title matches in the lightweight divison, all but one by kayo. While Roberto Duran's original nickname was Rocky, as he began knocking out guys left, right and centre at 135, it became "Manos de Piedra" or "Hands of Stone".
There have been many great lightweights in boxing history: Joe Gans, Benny Leonard, Pernell Whitaker; and of course the legendary Hands of Stone, Roberto Duran.
by cero2611 December 11, 2008
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Like a Stone

A song by the supergroup audioslave, argueably thier most well known song among audiences and generally a fan favorite along with "be yourself","show me how to live" and "cochise" by the band.

rumoured to be about the death of Layne Staley, however, lead singer chris cornell denied this saying "I wrote this long before his death". the true meaning is the idea of being isolated in a room, waiting for death to come, "like a stone", hence the title.
My favorite audioslave song is "like a stone"
by Woodstock by Kaliedyscope October 11, 2009
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Stonedover

When you are still highthe next day after a long night of smokin the ganga.
Dude Tommy is so stonedover he can't even walk!
by Tommy H. December 29, 2003
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Stoneez

A healthier alternative to smoking your cannabis or tobacco (not limited to).
A lighter (Clipper, Bic, etc...) that is wrapped with approximately 10 feet of all natural hemp wick (or twine) with a retractable bamboo stick to stir or pack your bowls, rolled up joints, or blunts.
Actor 1: Let's smoke
Actor 2: Yeah, let's use my Stoneez, it's a healthier way to smoke
Actor 1: For sure
by CannabisConnoisseur September 2, 2013
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