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flap scrubbing

Literally, manual female masturbation.
Or figuratively, wasting time, as in goofing off,
fucking off, or the feminine version of jerking off
She's obviously so horny it's interfering with her work. She needs to go home to scrub her flap.
Please take a break from your flap scrubbing and bring me a beer.
by Shayman Bob June 7, 2011
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Mushroom Scrubber

One who exclusively concerns themself with details and/or topics of little significance.
Good luck getting anything worthwhile outta that guy; he’s a real mushroom scrubber.
by Bowling for Burgers December 11, 2018
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strebbin

Relaxing or chilling but in an emo sort of way. Often laced with bouts of angst and general hatred towards life and the system and the man. Those who streb are often a teenage angst whore
Hi I'm just strebbin. Yaknow hanging out, complaining, raping hockey tables...
by Ayn Rand Said So May 6, 2005
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stubbies

short-shorts that were popular in new zealand. were made famous by the NZ L&P ads. have a tiny pocket for keys at the front!
"Oh man this is the life! Just maxin' at the BBQ in my stubbies!"
by xXxshawtyxXx November 27, 2006
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roger the shrubber

a main part in monty phthon and the holy grail as he is a shrubber.
(roger the shrubber)"are you saying ni to that old woman" .(king arthur)"uuummm,yes".(roger)"ooohhh what sad times are these when passing ruffeins can say ni at will to old ladies"
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Scrubbing

"If you're old enough to remember reel-to-reel tape decks, then you may fondly remember scrubbing. Scrubbing is the process of moving quickly forward or backward through a song as it plays. Whether you remember reel-to-reel tape decks or not, you can scrub songs in iTunes.

Most times you'll want to listen to a song from start to finish, but if you want to locate and listen to a particular section, you can do it with the help of the little diamond location marker in the iTunes display."

While the song is playing, grab and hold the diamond pointer in the iTunes display and move it to the left or right to scrub through the song. The sound will be similar to rapidly flipping through a radio dial. Release the pointer to continue playing the song from the current point."

TL;DR

Scrubbing is the process of moving quickly forward or backward through a song as it plays.

You can do it on any media player - your iPod/iPhone, iTunes, Windows Media Player....whatever it is you use.
I have visual voicemail on my iPhone, where I can see your message as an audio track that I can scrub though.

This DJ likes scrubbing too much.
by Tohruxtan April 2, 2011
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shrubberies

An object that is usually small and round-ish, and can consist of one or several various plants; usually fuzzy, short plants or thorns. They are known for their quaintness, delicacy, and outrageous prices. The Knights of Ni regarded this particular plant with great admiration.
"In order to pass by this way, you must give us... a SHRUBBERY!!! (scary music)"

"I am Jim the shrubber. I make, design, and sell shrubberies."
by Iamthecow February 11, 2010
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