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ported stocks

Ported stocks is the name given to Garrett turbos, GTX and G series. It started when Sir Astil Johnson of Brooklyn, Nyc decided it would be better for street racing. He started this movement in 2021, with his Infiniti Q50.
Racer 1: Hey what’s done to the car?
Racer 2: nothing much, just ported stocks.
by Vr30 king August 14, 2022
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connor stocks

full time wasteman with whiskers and a coral tash
is that coral or connor stocks?
by MCTUDDERZ November 21, 2013
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three stock

(Super Smash Bros.) noun

When you defeat your opponent in a three stock game with all of your lives left (a three stock)
"Dude! I destroyed that kid. Did you see? I three stocked him with K. Rool!"
by jjbean09 November 11, 2020
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Stock option

Stock options are contracts you can buy or sell where you make a bet on what a stock's price will be at a certain time in the future (the strike and expiration). This allows you to massively leverage your investment since one contract holds 100 stocks.

People who invest in options like to use words like "gamma", "hedging", "condors", "premium" and "IV" to seem smart. In reality, most options traders are autists who consistently lose money and brag about it on wall street bets.
Degenerate: "I just went long 29 stock option calls on TSLA at the 690$ strike expiring first weekly with a premium of 1.8$ per share and 400 delta."

Person: "Why can't you just say "I just made 29 bets that Tesla will go above 690$ by next Friday, I paid 180$ per bet and will make 400$ per dollar the stock moves"?"

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Degenerate: "I lost everything..."

Person: "Post it on r/wallstreetbets, you gotta get that Reddit karma!"
by ScritchWasTaken December 29, 2020
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Stock Boner

Intense excitement over a mediocre daily gain in the stock market.
"Pritchard had a huge stock boner when his pharm company gained .02% last Friday."
by LaliasIA February 11, 2014
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Barry Stock

Barry Stock is the lead guitarist in the Canadian rock band Three Days Grace.
by The only name not in use July 28, 2018
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soggy stocking

A soggy stocking is when an individual masturbates (wanks) and releases their semen into a sock, and after the semen has saturated the sock it is then placed back on the foot of that individual
I was in a rush for work but wanted to blow a load (ejaculate) before I left, to save time I wore a soggy stocking
by Home schooled January 6, 2018
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