shitzle

A turd or excretion of the anus that looks like a pretzel.

The poop formed beautifully in the toilet it was a shitzle

by jstegall July 14, 2007

shitz kreig

Firstly one must have a strong need to have a bowel movement. When an unsuspecting person is performing a benign bathroom related task such as mouth hygien or hair care, the perpetrator rushes into the lavatory and evacuates in the unsuspecting individuals prescence, normaly in the toilet.

Shirley was flossing then I busted in with the old shitz kreig!
She had to throw up in the sink once she saw the corn.

by beckerman June 27, 2010

hot spitz

the profuse amount of hot saliva that forms in one's mouth just before they throw up.

move out of the way, i got the hot spitz. i'm gonna barf.

by LuLuKAY January 12, 2008

The Shitz Carlton

Euphemism for a plush, posh or high end restroom. A fancy shitter. Such that you find at an upscale hotel, restaurant or office building. Not your local gas station crapper or rest stop facility.

Pull over. I gotta shit. Ok. Next rest stop is 2 Miles. Rest stop? Are you kidding me, I only pinch my loaves in a Shitz Carlton. Find a hotel and stop there.

I’m very impressed with your restroom remodeling. I must say you’ve created the Shitz Carlton I would truly enjoy heaving out my daily deuce in here.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

shitzle

A poo which is frozen and is hangin by a single butt hair from your anus.

WOW!!!Look at that shitzle hanging from that Jesse kid over there!!!!

by Caesar February 19, 2004

Spitzenfreude

1. Taking joy from someone's downfall as a result of being caught in a sex scandal.

2. Regional. Taking joy from someone contracting a sexually transmitted infection.

Emily reveled in Spitzenfreude when her husband's dalliances left him with a crotch full of itchy crabs.

by Orleans Perish July 25, 2008

Skitz

Someone who suffers from Schizophrenia or shows the signs of having it. This person is often made fun of behind his or her back if s/he goes to high school.

"Look at Galen, he's such a skitz...Gaaaaaalennnn...do you hear snakes in the plumbing?"

by Babydoll75 February 26, 2019