Sticker Salesman

Used to describe someone who has done something really stupid or is destined to do supid things for their life.

"George Bush is such a sticker salesman." OR...

"Mike 10 years from now you will be selling stickers in WalMart or McDonald's."

" Dude, I had such a stickersalesman moment just then."

by Shoelesshobo October 21, 2011

Sissy Sticker

a bandaid

monica was such a baby she needed a sissy sticker for her paper cut

by wdy April 10, 2019

Sticker queen

Someone whose knowledge and use of stickers is unparalleled. Everything they put stickers on is instantly upgraded.

That bitch Meghan is such a sticker queen, I mean have you seen her phone case!

by Bill M Buttlicker November 14, 2020

big sticker

A person walking the streets that is dressed very nice- so nice that you would hire them.

Harold: Wow! Look at that big sticker, Carolyn!
Carolyn: Dang flabbit! I would hire that big sticker!

by Ave nylorac June 06, 2017

sticker-fixer

A band-aid

I put a sticker-fixer on my paper cut

by Lashaeok July 31, 2017

Bumper Sticker

A person gives a hickey on the other persons ass

ya this guy gave me a "bumper sticker" at James last night

by madjunkie March 17, 2017

Sticker-Bitch

An individual who displays their opinions, accomplishments (real or perceived), and travels in the form of stickers on all of their possessions. Usually a non-local outdoorsy wannabe.

That Miami sticker-bitch has ski stickers plastered all over their Crosstrek and Thule rack.

by Bokchoypanini November 19, 2022