Sticker queen

Someone whose knowledge and use of stickers is unparalleled. Everything they put stickers on is instantly upgraded.

That bitch Meghan is such a sticker queen, I mean have you seen her phone case!

by Bill M Buttlicker November 14, 2020

Slap A Sticker

When someone is ready to come, pull out, jizz on the person's face and smack the fuck out of them.

Everyone knows that to make sure you stake your claim right, gotta Slap A Sticker on 'em. They'll never forget you.

by JoohnseyBoy78 June 10, 2021

big sticker

A person walking the streets that is dressed very nice- so nice that you would hire them.

Harold: Wow! Look at that big sticker, Carolyn!
Carolyn: Dang flabbit! I would hire that big sticker!

by Ave nylorac June 6, 2017

Sissy Sticker

a bandaid

monica was such a baby she needed a sissy sticker for her paper cut

by wdy April 10, 2019

Apple stickers

A freebie that comes with most Apple products which usually serves no purpose. You usually get two of them on a single vertical sheet and come in a variety of sizes and colors.

I can't count how many sheets of Apple stickers I have over the nearly forty years I started buying Apple products starting with the original Macintosh.

by The Real Driller June 12, 2022

white stickers

Something that irritates your boss. A mystery.

Lets put white stickers on our bosses back. The white sticker prank is back firing!

by Mystic Spiral September 1, 2021

Sticker Salesman

Used to describe someone who has done something really stupid or is destined to do supid things for their life.

"George Bush is such a sticker salesman." OR...

"Mike 10 years from now you will be selling stickers in WalMart or McDonald's."

" Dude, I had such a stickersalesman moment just then."

by Shoelesshobo October 21, 2011