stained pants defence

A great way to get out of a traffic offence, particularly if accused of using a mobile phone while driving.

Simon: How the hell did he get away with using his phone with a police car right next to him?
Dave: He used the stained pants defence.
Simon: oh I see! That never fails.

by existangst February 2, 2018

stvinedglass

the best tiktok account to every exist. they are awesome, funny, and cool.

stvinedglass is my favorite tiktok account ever!”
“me too!!”

by madisonbeerismygf June 14, 2021

Steiner

A main structural pillar used to hold something up.

If you remove that Steiner the whole building will collapse.

by Nordic Stevo October 20, 2021

stained

the effects of stain;feeling high

im so stained i cant feel my face

by Tim Doheny February 25, 2004

stained-glass ceiling

The discrimination which can prevent women from rising beyond a certain point in the church hierarchy.

"She could never become a bishop because of the stained-glass ceiling."

by free2create December 13, 2008

Stained Cucumber

When a girl is on her period, so she fucks your ass with a cucumber whilst biting the cucumber off bit by bit and spitting it into a salad bowl. She would then finger herself and scrape the blood into the salad bowl as a form of dressing

Yeah I saw the Stained Cucumber on Pornhub and nearly threw up

by The Stained Cucumber December 27, 2018

stained

marked and needed to be cleaned or discarded of

Gary stained his undies for the 4th day in a row.

by Jimmmy September 16, 2003