STD

The diseases you can get after you do the naughty naughty. Cottage cheese on dick.

If you do the nasty with her you'll get cottage cheese on your dick. Do you really want an STD?

by personwithbluehair January 8, 2018

STD

A fancy Italian dish.

The waiter gave me an STD last night

by Spiteful_Helicopter May 21, 2023

std

Short for standard. Used in many programming languages such as C++

std::cout << "Hello World";

by passwordisa November 30, 2022

std

suck the dick

she just std'ed

by anonymous May 10, 2022

STDs

Shit to do

Person A: want to hang out this weekend

Person B: nah man i got STDs

by JAM.VA March 19, 2022

STD

Super Tasty Doughnuts

anykind of good doughnut

Dan:Man krispy Kreme has STD's

by Vexed Wolf March 24, 2010

STD

Short for Sexually Transmitted Disease.

I was so damn horny that I said, "fuck the condom AND the dental dam too!". I was sorry when I got my results at the STD clinic.

by wishIwasAdocter January 26, 2010