shattered

If you are shattered, your world is shattered since hearing the devastatin or shocking news that just turned your life upside down.

A reply to the sympathetic question "How you doing" ?? (Since you lost your child so suddenly)

Answer - I'm shattered.
or Completely shattered

by Galawh October 29, 2018

Car Starter

To get a girl all "fired up" and then have someone else step in and take her away.

I felt like such a car starter when David walked out with that girl I had been talking too all night.

by Caps Lock March 12, 2004

earth-shattering

Something very shocking, that takes the ground off of you. Something that is mind blowing.

Some earth-shattering revalations

by vickyloka October 2, 2009

Scatterbox

The lost art of passing off an extreme and violent excretory bowel movement into a toilet, wooded area, or in thy britches.

1. I have to scatterbox so bad, I am not sure if I can continue living.

2. Geez Philip, you must have really scatterboxed judging by the burnt rotten egg smell.

by Leif "The Face" Rancid January 3, 2004

scatterfucked

Adjective:
For something to be in absolute disarray.

My mind is scatterfucked

His room is scatterfucked

by Justin Davidson July 16, 2008

scatterbrain

out of your mind. Many thoughts.

She was scatterbrain i tell ya!

by dwan November 15, 2003

type stutter

The unfortunate phenomenon that occurs when your thoughts move faster than your fingers and you begin to type a word or part of a word before you've finished a previous one.

Intended sentence: Man, I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse.

Type stutter: Man, I'm so hungould eat a horse.

by salemsays December 27, 2010