statsmaxxing

becoming the best version of yourself by gaining money, improving your looks, knowledge and social circle

John hasn't been to school today because he's statsmaxxing, he could be in a casino

by Jackkkky January 28, 2024

STPTSD

STPTSD is a form of ptsd through sexual transmission, in other words its sexually transmitted post traumatic stress disorder

Hey man, rumor says she has stptsd so try to take it a little slower in the bedroom.

by Astrodoes May 24, 2024

Statsmaxxing

When you hit a bottleneck in a game so you do what you can to gain and make use every bit of stat you have just to get past a certain level.

The game got so hard that i had to resort to statsmaxxing to finally defeat the boss after countless failed attempts.

by amkylee July 3, 2024

stats shark

An annoying person, usually a junior in high school, who asks an admit for a particular college for their stats (extracurriculars, essays, grades, etc.)

Reasoning behind it is that if they copy their profile, they will also get accepted, which is NOT true.

Person 1: I got into MIT and some bum online asked "Congrats! Can I see your ECs and essays?"
Person 2: What a stats shark

by buttfingerer September 18, 2025

beef-stats

BEEF-STATS!
an all-american defender.
OR
a pale tall kid.

me: Hey Beef-Stats!!!!
b-s: STFU!

by untitled1234678987654 March 21, 2008

prob stats

a supremely annoying abbreviation for the abbreviation of probs (aka probably); a play off of the class probability/ statistics

Maggie: Are you going to the electric daisy carnival this weekend?

Sam: Prob stats

by saltydawg12 October 13, 2011

The Statts

The Statts is the most likely side-effect of having a Statter (A small, but really spicy hotdog).

Getting "The Statts" is similar in intensity to a hangover, but with the addition of shame and self-disgust at last nights over indulgence.

Dude One: you alright?

Dude Two: No man, I've got a real bad case of the Statts

Dude One: Gross...

by Hotdog-Hound December 9, 2012