Purple-shirted eye-stabber

The most cleverly disguised criminal in the history of the world. That is, the world created by Cyanide & Happiness.
Usually wears purple shirts, sometimes multiple as a disguise.

1: "Argh, the purple-shirted eye-stabber!"
2: "Relax dude, it's just a Halloween costume"
1: *leaves*
2: *Takes of purple shirt to reveal another purple shirt*

by NightWind November 07, 2010

purple headed fluffy clam stabber

Top & Bottom,
Its A Mans Penis.

Here Love Let Is Put Me Purple Headed Fluffy Clam Stabber In Ya.

by HereImLethalHEW April 20, 2009

Teens getting stabbered

LOVE TO SEE IT!

Hym "Some teens were harassing a guy and they got fucking stabbered! Gotta love seeing teens getting stabbered! Love it when you stupid fucks thing you can go around harassing people and then YOU GET YOU SHIT FUCKING EMPTIED! AND YOU DESERVE IT! YOU SONS COPPED THE SAME ATTITUDE I GET FROM THE PEOPLE AROUND ME AND THE GIT WHAT THE FUCKING DESERVED!"

by Hym Iam April 11, 2024

Pencil Stabber

The most annoying fucks ever. You thought it would be over after elementary school. You were wrong

Bob: John is a Pencil Stabber
Mike: So John is a retard?

by PencilStabberHate September 07, 2022

back-stabber

A close friend or ally who decides to date your crush and decides not to tell you about it, but you find out through your crush.

I dont want tracy to be a back-stabber man, but were dating now. She plans on not telling you so dont tell her we had this little conversation.

by snugglepussy28 April 08, 2017

Back Stabber

Switching up on a loved one with no reasoning behind it after love and trust has been built

That new girl isn’t your real friend I heard she was a back stabber to her old friends

by That girl pal October 08, 2023

BUM STABBER

Bum Stabber. To stick one's phallus up somebody's back passage.

Jeremy, you really were a bum stabber last night. The phallus you placed up my bottom really cleared the passage.

by Ring pirate November 26, 2017