starbucks

Pure example of the power of marketing to people devoid of critical and independent thinking. Coffee chain whose business model is "what if we franchised the Death Star?" and sells millions of cups of coffee a year that tastes like it was brewed through the assholes of musty cadavers. Usually seen being consumed by soccer moms, overprivileged teenagers, and prissy douche bags who move into already gentrified urban heighborhoods but consider themselves edgy and courageous for living in the city. Just like you can get an elephant to fly if you strap a big enough jet engine on its back, Starbucks sells a shitload of coffee by forcing the idea that coffee should be expensive, shitty, and logoed to the above mentioned people.

I used to drink coffee for 60 cents a cup at my favorite diner but it was torn down to put in a Starbucks. If I wanted to drink that shit I'd microwave some rat turds in vinegar.

starbucks by ThunderMummy December 28, 2005

Starbucks

A chain of coffee houses frequented by many suburban teens.

Michelle: Oh, man! Starbucks is soooooo cool!

Stephanie: Yeah, they rock!

Michelle: Since when do YOU go to Starbucks? That's MY place!

Stephanie: What do you mean? I've always gone to Starbucks!

Diggity Monkeez: Hey, ladies. I don't drink coffee.

Michelle: Get out of here, juvenile.

Starbucks by Diggity Monkeez February 3, 2005

Starbucks

The fastest acting laxative on the market today. A $1.80 cup of house coffee will leave you running to the bathroom in a "wired" frenzy.

After a morning cup of Starbucks, Jimmy was off to the races in a wired frenzy searching for the nearest public restroom.

Starbucks by Punchline67 May 3, 2006

Starbucks

A famous coffee shop that 9 out of 10 teenage girls love.

Girl 1: We should like, go to starbucks.

Girl: I know, I'm so like, thirsty.

Starbucks by RoseCandyFloss August 5, 2014

starbucks

Designer coffee chain that exploits coffee farmers all over the world in their quest for world domination of the beverage market.

Lets break the windows at Starbucks

starbucks by chimaera January 22, 2003

starbucks

A national coffee chain that promotes a "home-like atmosphere" in their stores. Many people consider their coffee and espresso drinks over-priced, and for the most part they're right. Their coffee makers are... decent, but they're the real rip-off, not the coffee; you'd be better off paying half the price for a Cuisinart, which would work just as well, if not better. If you want to invest in this company, you have to go through NASDAQ and not NYSE.

Interesting fact: there are about 200 Starbucks in New York City and about 90 in my hometown of Houston. Now THAT'S a helluva lot of coffee.

I personally like Starbucks' whole bean coffees. When you buy a pound of beans from them, it's pretty much the same as 2 half pound bags of coffee beans from a grocery store. And they stay fresh for a much longer time, so I guess that's where the extra money goes.

starbucks by Matt April 25, 2005

Starbucks

A coffee shop which is highly overrated
What exactly is the difference between tall or small????

Hey i went to starbucks and bought a Vente double chocolaty chip frap and sat on couches and surfed the net...big whoop -______-

Starbucks by Brown Giirl July 7, 2008