Squeakend

A five-day end to a two-day "squished" week (or "squeak"). The result of condensing--or neglecting--one's weekly responsibilities into just two days.

What humpday? It's the squeakend!

by bubbleandsqueak November 1, 2010

squeaky

Crying.

{Jerry, watching the Maury show on the telly}: Aww look at Marisol. She still hasn't found the baby daddy. She's so squeaky!!!

by Telephony May 6, 2019

It squeaks when he walks

A cheap person. Someone who is tight with their money. Tightwad.

He's so tight, it squeaks when he walks.

by Angel of Mine August 31, 2011

squeakret

A fart shared clandestinely with the 2 or 3 people closest to you in a crowded room.

A fart shared in private with one you love.

Husband to Wife:

"I feel so close to you - I'm so glad we can share everything with one another."

Wife to Husband:

"Yes, dear, but even though we're married, do we really need to share ALL our squeakrets?"

by vsugar August 16, 2009

Squeaky friends

Squeaky friends is what you call a young child over the internet or in person.

Teacher: “ Hello squeaky friends!!”

Children: “Hello!”

by sofiafromclairo September 9, 2020

bitch squeak

it is when a female dog is slaped, stepped on, kicked down a stair case, ect. and makes a sound so high that it doesn't register on the dog's hearing scale.

Did you hear that Bitch Squeak when my neighbor slapped Fluffles, stepped on her, and accidentally kicked her down the stair case?

by Dicky von Pussae November 18, 2013

squickstynine

Squicking while being squicked in the 69 sexual position.

Matt: Shouldn't it be impossible to squickstynine?
Jeff: Hey man, for those few seconds you're alive, it's worth it.
Matt: ...Sick.

by Matt Ferrett October 16, 2005