cheek squeaker 

A Fart

Especially one that sneaks out, slips out unintended (squeaks by). If it's wet, it's a Cheek Squeaker Shissle or Cheek Squeaker Drizzle.

(dude farts) "O shit, that was a cheek squeaker."

or

"I can't eat any more Wendy's, I've been launching cheek squeaker shissles all day."

cheek squeaker by Wild Drunken Bill II March 10, 2014

Dirty Squeaker

Another name for Diarrhea, most commonly after eating spicy food.

I think I need to make a dirty squeaker

Dirty Squeaker by mregina June 20, 2014

pappin the squatch 

To grab a browneye while rattling a youngster

I was total pappin the squatch last night.
I papped her squatch
i would pap your squatch real real hard

pappin the squatch by Ross Chisholm November 19, 2007

Fart, Squat and Squeeze 

Means something that is done quickly or recently or if someone is coming along.

I’ll be there in a fart, squat and squeeze minute.
What have you been doing in a fart, squat and squeeze?
Is he/she fart, squat and squeezing?

Fart, Squat and Squeeze by Violetta Divas October 15, 2017

jack squat 

absolutely nothing

I didn't win jack squat when i went to Las Vegas last weekend.

jack squat by Natalie September 20, 2003

squat and surf 

The act of using one's laptop, phone, or other device with internet connectivity to surf the internet while sitting on the toilet. Whether one went into the bathroom to take a shit or exclusively to surf the internet.

Girl: "Why were you in the bathroom for so long? We just had sex. Were you beating the dead goat?"
Guy: "No of course not! I was just enjoying a good squat and surf session to let my buddies on Facebook know that I totally just boned you."

squat and surf by Sex Cake December 28, 2008

squatting

Occupying abandoned buildings without authorization. As much as 1/10 of the world is housed in urban squatting developments.

person #1: did you see that squatted building?
person #2: yeah! they don't have to pay taxes!

squatting by i lick turtles June 12, 2003