Make my ass squeak

When your ass tightens so much it makes a squirrel like squeak.

“Josh you’re gonna make my ass squeak.”

by September 22, 2021

moonwalk squeak

1. what happens when someone tries to moonwalk with wet and/or brand-new shoes.
2. when someone tries to attempt something cool and fails miserably.

Jeff: Did you see Joe try to do a backflip off of the fence?
Sam: Dude. Total moonwalk squeak

by electromancerOmniscient February 16, 2015

Squeaking the Duck

Used to imply masturbation, in a polite form.

Doug was totally Squeaking the Duck last night in the spare bedroom! Surprised you guys didn't hear it!

Mom walked in on me Squeaking the Duck last night, Lucky i was able to quack it away in time.

by Lushbeard July 11, 2017

Squeak Magee

The type of diarreah used in the act of johnning. You must take a lot of laxatives to achieve this watery like cosnsistensy of shit.

Dude I got squeak magee last night... I took a whole pack of laxatives!

by mudbar26 January 09, 2018

Squeaking

two lesbians with virtually no pubic hair scissoring, resulting in much squeaking.

"Uggh. Maribeth we're Squeaking again."

by JackMasterBater November 09, 2023

Squeaking

To let out one small tear while being in an emotional state

Big D was squeaking after watching Taylor Swifts short film: All Too Well

by Biggie Cheems November 22, 2021

poop squeak

Like a command from the poop deck that is almost just a squeak. Having no guts and no glory.

His voice was like a squeak because of his fear of the enemy. He was just a poop squeak.

by websteroforegon January 13, 2007