Make my ass squeak

When your ass tightens so much it makes a squirrel like squeak.

“Josh you’re gonna make my ass squeak.”

by anonymous September 21, 2021

Squeak

A member of the Squeaks, the main opposition in the video game Kirby Squeak Squad.

Here come the Squeaks!

by Mattjod July 29, 2021

Squeak Davidson

The ultimate in fuzzy cuteness with a tiny bald butt. Appears every time lightning strikes the earth. Is always accompanied by thunder and a voice that comes from everywhere whispering Squeak Davidson, and afterwards the clouds will rip apart to show his fuzzy face in the stars. Squeak Davidson is an tiny black mouse with a fuzzy head and a bald butt.

Squeak Davidson is so cute I want to wrap him in a blanket and give him kisses on his tiny fuzzy head.

by Cherry.Cola July 19, 2024

Squeaking

To let out one small tear while being in an emotional state

Big D was squeaking after watching Taylor Swifts short film: All Too Well

by Biggie Cheems November 21, 2021

Squeaking the Duck

Used to imply masturbation, in a polite form.

Doug was totally Squeaking the Duck last night in the spare bedroom! Surprised you guys didn't hear it!

Mom walked in on me Squeaking the Duck last night, Lucky i was able to quack it away in time.

by Lushbeard July 12, 2017

Clap and Squeak

From the Scottish Clapshot and British Bubble and Squeak, Clap and Squeak is a version of Bubble and Squeak made with Clapshot as the base.
It is a mashed mixture of carrot, potato, and turnip. Sliced and lightly simmered cabbage and kale are mixed in, then the dish is put into a buttered baking dish. Panko bread crumbs and cheese are put on top and then bake until brown. The namesake of the british dish comes from the sounds it makes in the oven while cooking.

I love a good clap and squeak with my scotch eggs.

by D.isfor.Donut September 18, 2020

Squeaks

An undercover term for black people. When black people play basketball, their Jordan's squeak on court floor as they play. It's a better undercover term alternative that no black person can understand to keep you out of trouble.

*Black people stealing from Walmart*
Sara: Well, well, well .... looking what we have here Jamie
Jamie: What is it Sara?
Sara: It's a bunch of broke squeaks rising the United States crime rate.....
Jamie: OMG SARA EW SQUEAKS!

by Jamir's toes November 16, 2023