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Twat Squatter

A fetus or unborn baby conceived and carried to term by a female human, that does not biologically belong to the female’s male husband, fiancé, or committed boyfriend.
Hey, you cheated on me and got pregnant. That twat squatter is not mine.
by Vapercise April 30, 2023
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Squatter

Someone at the gym who sits on the equipment and just looks at their phone.
That dude is just a squatter, why is he here?
by John525 December 27, 2021
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Urban Squatter

A normie who still uses Urban Dictionary after they banned any "racist" definition.
That's not what that word means my man, lmao! You must be an urban Squatter. It's ok, we all need that one normie friend.
by JOHN123223 February 25, 2021
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Squatter spotter

The act of observing your partner sitting (squatting) over another individuals' face, while that individual is topping you. You must guide your partner over the lucky one's face.
So I was Alex's squatter spotter last night, and was amazed by his leg strength.
by Mistermrmister2 May 21, 2021
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Safety squatter

A person who covers the toilet seat with toilet paper or other sanitary products. Usually in public restrooms.
The evidence of a safety squatter was clear, the toilet seat was covered in unused toilet paper.
by Jor_vermee April 22, 2021
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silver squatter

A “silver squatter” is a parent(s) who run out of money and ask to move in with their kids and help take care of their children.
What’s up with Bill and Susie? Her mom and dad moved in. Silver squatters are cramping their style!
by Danno251 December 31, 2024
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Stornoway Squatter

When someone who is not entitled to live in the Stornoway residence, the official residence of the leader of the Official Opposition in Canada, because they are no longer the leader of the opposition. This happens when the leader of the party loses their seat in an election (likely due to incompetence and/or indifference towards their constituents), yet the the powers that be allow this unelected politician to continue living in a taxpayer funded household.
The Stornoway Squatter is still occupying the taxpayer funded residence! They must really enjoy living off the backs of other hardworking citizens.
by jennyt72 July 15, 2025
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