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Joint squatter

The act of holding onto a lit joint without actually hitting it or passing it, causing everyone else in the circle to sit there like starving pigeons.

Minimum time of 1 minute of dead silence and smoke loss qualifies someone as a joint-squatter.
Yo Rajesh, stop joint squatting and either puff it or pass it, bro! Fuckin Drugger is a joint squatter
by NotsoA September 6, 2025
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Safety squatter

A person who covers the toilet seat with toilet paper or other sanitary products. Usually in public restrooms.
The evidence of a safety squatter was clear, the toilet seat was covered in unused toilet paper.
by Jor_vermee April 22, 2021
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Squatter

Someone at the gym who sits on the equipment and just looks at their phone.
That dude is just a squatter, why is he here?
by John525 December 27, 2021
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box squatter

A person who gets their mail in some other person's post office box. Usually done because they don't want to pay for their own.
the box squatter's mail moved from box to box as women demanded he pay at least a share of the box rent.
by postal goddess May 15, 2011
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Concert Squatter

When you arrive at your concert seat(s) to find someone already sitting or standing in them. When you tell them that they’re in your seat, they might move a little bit, but don’t really leave. This is usually a person who has already had too many party favors and wants to sing obnoxiously to each song or dance around in your space.
How was the show the other night?

So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.
by Kuchie August 27, 2025
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Squatters Rash

The red marks on the tops of your legs left from the resting the elbows on them sitting on a toilet.
That dump was so tedious it gave me "Squatters rash" for hours.
by MKULTRA March 31, 2015
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Squatter-fall

The orgasmic act of squirting pussy juice into a bowl of choice whilst squatting.
Lady: hurry up im cumming

Gentleman: ditch the bowl baby I'm gonna drink from under your squatter-fall.
by Manshorts March 22, 2017
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