Spillage Idiot

The friend who always manages to spill something when they come over to your place.

Note: The spillage idiot can often locate items to spill where there were previously believed to be none. This often happens in student dwellings.

Crash! Glug, glug, glug..
S.I.: "Whoops, sorry!"
Rug-owner: "Argh! You fool of a took!"
S.i.: "It wasn't there a minute ago."
Rug-owner: "Oh Reeaally? That would mean something if it wasn't coming from the Spillage Idiot. Oh, hang on, that's my girlfriend's mug.. it hasn't been seen for months.. how..did..?"

Spillage antics leading to serendipitous findings automatically promote the S.Idiot to the position of Loom Raider, Ruiner of Rugs.

by Chandra42 October 27, 2008

spillage idiot

Taking its name from the already popular phrase 'village idiot', spillage idiot refers to a person or persons who spill stuff when in the company of others.

haha look at waudby he just spilt carrot juice all down his new gola tracksuit. What a spillage idiot!!

by TIN Laden December 15, 2010

Spillary

The act of ejaculating into another person pre existing ejaculation.

This can be interpreted as gay depending on who you ask.

The gang are halfway through a game of soggy biscuit

Ewan is the first to ejaculate because he is horny

Joe performs Spillary in Ewan’s semen.

Ewan: What the fuck bro that’s gay!

Joe: I know (rapes Ewan’s balls)

by Grant Hansen July 1, 2018

cheek spillage

When there's a little bit of ass peaking out of the bottom of his/her shorts.

I love it when she wears those smokin' little short shorts with the cheek spillage.

by 157K April 23, 2018

Scrillah Millah

Milwaukee, Wisconsin. The 18th largest city in America with one of the Highest tax bases. Home of all the "social elite" in a derilect low class society; Drunks, Pimps, Prostitutes, Welfare recipients. The "Scrillah" aspect comes from the economically viable prostitution trade that runs rampant through this city like the black plague of the middleages. Slang the uneducated "Mooncrickets" here use to glamourize this wasteland of a city!

Urban hick to another.
Urban Hick 1: Yo dawgg where you at?

Urban Hick 2: I am on 94 North about to enter the "Scrillah Millah!"

Urban Hick 1: Well, hit me up when your downtown, we'll get some breezie's and some 2-11.

Urban Hick 2: Allright then boss!

by Marko Schmidt November 20, 2006

Greg Spillane

Famous war criminal Greg Spillane commited suicide on the 17th of May, 2006. He chose to take his own life rather than being gunned down by the police in an abandoned mall in Reno. He had abandoned his wife and daughter in a motel the night before to "save them from who i became".

Sometimes im afraid Greg Spillane ghost stays with us

by big boy grog January 14, 2019

Secret Spunk Spillage Solution

the solution to the age old problem for women - do I spit or swallow?

if you keep your mouth open at the point the testicular squatters are released (and say you have a hand in on the action too) then man milk just gets disguised as existing saliva / lube. Thus saving the female from having to gulp back what can only be described as something tasting like the devils piss or rudely spitting the man’s offerings out.... Thus providing the 'Secret Spunk Spillage Solution' – all parties happy!

by bexyboo August 6, 2009