spreading some mulch

The act of having diarrhea.

Chris just got back from Mexico and he ended up with Montezuma's Revenge. He's been spreading some mulch all week.

by jrcapital1 April 26, 2011

spreasy

I talk fast and tend to combine words, so this is a contraction of "super" and "easy" or "super easy".

I put together that couch from Ikea in less than 30 mins. It was spreasy.

I wanted to fuck my boyfriend last night, but didn't have any lube. I spit on my cock and it just slid into his ass. It was spreasy.

by Chuckdoody June 27, 2017

spread out like a starfish

when you’re about to preform a sexual act and your mans wants to tie you up and you spread out your arms and legs to the bed post

“she spread out like a starfish when her man fucked her.”

by lolololollllll October 23, 2017

sumo spread

The act of lifting one buttcheek off of the toilet seat, spreading it, and setting it down, to aid in the passage of a large piece of feces. More often than not, both buttcheeks need to be done.

Guy A: Dude, that crap was at least three Courics.
Guy B: You're such a liar.
Guy A: Seriously, dude, I had to give it the sumo spread.

by rotoscopetheceiling June 25, 2008

Melted cheese spread

The act of applying warm cheese spread as a substitute for lube, commonly used in the winter. Popular cheeses used include; Brie, Wensleydale, Gorgonzola and Baby Bells.

Judith I can't get in you're icing over, apply the melted cheese spread.

by Golden graham July 13, 2015

Black Hole Spreader

When your dick is over 9 inches wide, and can open a girls ass so wide. You can put both fists and your head inside her asshole.

When that gets some good speed with the Black Hole Spreader

Man1: “BRO, I black hole opened Rachel’s ass so hard last night, I lost my shoes in her!”
Man2: “Fucking sick dude!”

by TwiddleNigga-FuckDick-ManPussy January 11, 2019

spread

"Gourmet" inmate meal, as shown to me by the lovely ladies at the Williamson County (TN) Jail, "recipe" is as follows..... 1 pkg ramen noodles and seasoning pack (preferably chili flavor)- crushed, 1 "$0.99" size bag of cheetos (preferably "japaleno")- crushed, 1/4 "meat stick"- cut into small pieces, 1 cheese stick- small pieces. Combine all ingredients in a commissary issued tumbler and shake to mix. Add enough hot water to cover and stir, pour into the cheeto bag and let sit for 5 minutes. Carefully open the bag at the seam, top with mayo or ranch packet and ENJOY!

"Hey girl, you got any Cheetos?"
"Yeah, what's up, you hungry?"
"Damn right, this county food is bullshit, let's make a spread"

by ms fin January 17, 2008